Heavy Metal Drummer Recounts ‘Going to Hell,’ Meeting the Devil While in Coronavirus Coma

Big League Politics ^ | May 21, 2020 | Richard Moorehead

[CheshireTheCat]

A heavy metal drummer is recounting a nightmarish experience while in a coronavirus-induced comatose state, explaining that he’s learned to reconsider some of his beliefs from the near-death experience.

Will Carroll, the drummer of Death Angel, states that he contracted coronavirus while on the final leg of a European tour in March.

While lacking consciousness, Carroll is describing a nightmarish experience in which he dreamed he had descended to hell and was tortured by a female devil. Carroll claims that within his nightmares he was transformed into a “Jabba the Hutt-like-monster” and rebuked by his tormentor for ‘sloth,’ vomiting blood until he suffered from a heart attack.

He says he’s still going to continue to listen to ‘satanic metal,’ but the tortuous experience has led him to realize that the devil isn’t so great after all, and he cites the prayers of some of his Christian friends as being instrumental in his miraculous recovery.

[CheshireTheCat]

Well, I guess he is halfway there.

[max americana]

” which he dreamed he had descended to hell and was tortured by a female devil.”

*****

Bill’s description of his honeymoon with Hillary..

[DannyTN]

"but the tortuous experience has led him to realize that the devil isn’t so great after all, and he cites the prayers of some of his Christian friends as being instrumental in his miraculous recovery."

Jesus definitely has the better retirement plan.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

LMAO!!! YEP!

[usurper]

Carroll is describing a nightmarish experience in which he dreamed he had descended to hell and was tortured by a female devil.

Then he realized he was just in San Francisco.

[Midwesterner53]

Slow learner. Given a second chance that he might waste. Too bad.

[a fool in paradise]

His devil chick looked more like Madalyn Murray O'Hair than the young stripper demons commonly seen in edgy tattoo culture.

[KevinB]

Carroll is describing a nightmarish experience in which he dreamed he had descended to hell and was tortured by a female devil.

[basalt]

dreaming about my ex-wife....

[Karma_Sherab]

She came to a bad end, eh?

Federal agents for the FBI and the IRS, along with the police, concluded that Waters and his accomplices had kidnapped all three Murray/O'Hair family members, forced them to withdraw the missing funds, gone on several shopping sprees with their money and credit cards, and killed and dismembered all three people.[29]

[Migraine]

He says he’s still going to continue to listen to ‘satanic metal

The Bible anticipates:

Proverbs 26: 11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

[DLfromthedesert]

I thought it was probably Gretchen Wittmer. She looks like a she-devil.

[RedStateRocker]

Nah, looks like my Ex finally found a suitable job.

[dznutz]

Carroll claims that within his nightmares he was transformed into a “Jabba the Hutt-like-monster”

Reincarnated as the governor of Illinois, that IS a nightmare.

[dfwgator]

“I’d get down to the gates of Hell and Satan would JUMP OUT....RRROOAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!! *A look of disappointment comes over Satan’s face* ........Ah #@$#...you were married huh? Well, I guess there’s nothing much new for you here. Well, I’ll give you the tour anyway....come on....see that? That’s where we torment the soul.......OOOOOOOH! Say, you didn’t happen to see any single guys coming down the tunnel did you? I can scare the $#@# out of them. Oh &*(! ....you were married twice? Want a job? That qualifies you for the job placement program here in Hell...”

-Sam Kinison

[Bob434]

Been there- done that- NDE (Though i didn’t ‘meet the Devil’- was pitch black)

Dude was given a wakeup call- whether just his mind playing tricks, or a real experience- God apparently tried to get his attention with whatever he experienced in his virus affected mind— but apparently the dude won’t listen to it- hopefully some day he finds the Savior-

[seawolf101]

[entropy12]

Yap, every time a man has a nightmare about meeting the devil, the devil resembles his ex-wife.

[LouieFisk]

“Jesus definitely has the better retirement plan.”
—
Jesus retired? Well, hope a gold watch was thrown into the deal, at least.

[southernindymom]

He’s still going to listen to “satanic metal”..... I don’t think he got the message very well.