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Fauci Violates Mask & Social Distancing Protocols [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 July 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/25/2020 1:31:05 PM PDT by John Semmens

After wearing his face mask to throw out the ceremonial first pitch of the 2020 baseball season at the game between the New York Yankees and the Washington Nationals, coronavirus guru Dr. Anthony Fauci returned to his seat in the stands between two of his friends. Despite thousands of empty seats, these three spectators sat adjacent to each other. While the other two wore their masks, Fauci was photographed with his mask under his chin—a style popularized by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) and former Vice-President Joe Biden (D).

Fauci's actions contradict what he has insisted are necessary if broader attendance by common people at sporting events is to be permitted. The Doctor defended his deviation from his own recommendations by pointing out "I have the unusual privilege of having been tested for COVID numerous times—including just 24 hours before the game. I am COVID negative, so there was no risk to those sitting right next to me. My friends are just ordinary people who have not been tested, so they dutifully wore their masks in order to signal their intention to protect me from being infected by them."

Fauci admitted that his companions' masks "were more symbolic than functional. Numerous tests have shown that the virus particles are much smaller than the gaps between the threads of the masks. Expecting the masks to prevent exhaled virus particles from escaping is like expecting a screen door to block the wind. A few of the particles will hit the threads flush and be blocked, but the vast majority will sail right through. My recommendation for people to wear masks is a psychological ploy to reinforce awareness of the virus and to discourage people from unnecessarily venturing outside of their homes."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=409395.0


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics; Sports
KEYWORDS: covid; fauci; hypocrisy; psychological; satire; symbolic

1 posted on 07/25/2020 1:31:05 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Is this fair?
They have SWORN that FauXi only did this when drinking.
Only then.

FauXi-the-Magnificent: "Best virus, EVER!!!"

2 posted on 07/25/2020 1:37:24 PM PDT by Diogenesis ("when a crime is unpunished, the world is unbalanced")
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To: John Semmens

“WEAR YER MAKS!!!”


3 posted on 07/25/2020 1:55:06 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Diogenesis

“Wear a mask? Eff that! By the way, I’m ‘drinking’!”

“Pfft! I’m just holding mine! Oh, I’m ‘drinking,’ too!”

“I’m wearing mine to protect the ghosts!”


4 posted on 07/25/2020 1:58:22 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Diogenesis

Why was Fauci’s pitch so far off line?

He didn’t want anyone to catch anything.


5 posted on 07/25/2020 2:11:25 PM PDT by Kenny500c
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To: John Semmens
Masks make Fauci uncomfortable so he pulls them down.

UnMasked

7/24/2020, 10:40:42 PM · by ransomnote · 3 replies
YOUTUBE ^ | Jul 1, 2020 | Israeli News Live
Phoney Fauci Drops His Mask As Soon As Cameras Stop.

6 posted on 07/25/2020 3:25:57 PM PDT by ransomnote (IN GOD WE TRUST)
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To: John Semmens

FAUCI (AGAIN)
Some folks have blood on their hands and Trump, who had these frauds foisted on him by the leftists infesting the DEEP STATE, AIN’T ONE OF ‘EM.
What the hell happened to the “First do no harm” thing???
Faucci approved HCQ 15 Years ago!!
https://www.europereloaded.com/deadly-cover-up-fauci-approved-hydroxy-15-years-ago-to-cure-coronaviruses-nobody-needed-to-die/
 
 


7 posted on 07/25/2020 4:44:26 PM PDT by Dick Bachert (THE DEEP STATE HATES YOU!)
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To: John Semmens

This is the same Quack Fauci claimed it was OK to sodomize strange men in public bathrooms.


8 posted on 07/25/2020 7:23:01 PM PDT by CodeToad (Arm Up! They Have!)
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