Skip to comments.MORFORD: Fine Wine For A Big Quake
Posted on 09/21/2005 7:36:34 AM PDT by SmithL
This is just a fair guess. You are not fully prepared for the monster life-slapping colon-rattling quake that is slated to devastate our fair state somewhere between the time you finish reading this sentence and about 2035 -- an epic disaster that will make Katrina look like a waterslide and that, if all predictions and all experts are to be believed, will look something like "The Day After Tomorrow" crossed with "28 Days Later" with a dash of "War of the Worlds" and nothing at all like "Just Like Heaven," with cute blonde Reese Witherspoons walking around all sassy and blonde and perkily dead and haranguing the really cute living dudes by casually walking through the wall while they're taking a shower. Whoops!
It will, of course, be much worse. If the quake is big enough and hits us just right, experts predict nightmare scenarios, presumably full of desperate hordes of lost citizens tearing like wild dogs through twisted skyscrapers stuck like stalagmite Popsicles around the state, as the levees crumble and bridges shatter and roads split apart to reveal great underground networks of secret government nuke labs and three-legged alien hellbeasts working in collusion with the GOP to zap all the heathen pagan queers of California once and for all. See? You're not even close to ready.
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
You've been warned!
. . . and of course, it's Bush's fault.
Probably not the colon-rattling he enjoys.
Think of it as Evolution In Action
Is this kook in the fish wrap edition or still only on the internet?
He's got this, and spare batteries, to boot!
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