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Barry Bonds hopes to kiss about 40 pounds goodbye this winter
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| 10/2/2005
| Associated Press
Posted on 10/02/2005 8:15:17 PM PDT by weef
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Geez I wonder how he's going to lose 40 pounds this winter? I remember Jeff Bagwell came to Astro's spring training last year much smaller than the year before. Something about his shoulder not allowing him to work out. These guys are a hoot!
AP is also reporting tonight homeruns were down 8% this year - wonder how that happened?
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posted on
10/02/2005 8:15:19 PM PDT
by
weef
To: weef
Under intense scutiny, Bonds will not be juicing, therefore he will be losing muscle mass. Muscle weighing more than fat, Bonds will lose weight.
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posted on
10/02/2005 8:16:50 PM PDT
by
vpintheak
(Liberal = The antithesis of Freedom and Patriotism)
To: weef
AP is also reporting tonight homeruns were down 8% this year - wonder how that happened? He's probably off his feed...
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posted on
10/02/2005 8:18:23 PM PDT
by
Prime Choice
(E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
To: weef
LOL...the jokes just write themselves
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posted on
10/02/2005 8:18:52 PM PDT
by
skaterboy
(Be good)
To: vpintheak
Under intense scutiny, Bonds will not be juicing, therefore he will be losing muscle mass. Muscle weighing more than fat, Bonds will lose weight.yep. maybe he'll start to talk with a man's voice, too. nahhhhh...
To: the invisib1e hand
And his testicles will remain shrunken. Although, I in no way claim to know what they look like.
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posted on
10/02/2005 8:20:48 PM PDT
by
vpintheak
(Liberal = The antithesis of Freedom and Patriotism)
To: weef
He can start by cutting off his head. It's filled with adipose.
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posted on
10/02/2005 8:22:54 PM PDT
by
kstewskis
("I don't know what I know, but I know that it's big".....Jerry Fletcher)
To: weef
I wonder If he'll misteriously go into a slump next year, then he'll somehow suddenly come out of it, like Jason Giambi has.
To: weef
Yeah, maybe he'll look lean and mean like he once did!
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posted on
10/02/2005 8:25:22 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
To: weef
Barry wants to lose 40 lbs. of ugly fat? He should cut of that fat 'roid and ego swollen head of his.
He doesn't need to be in the Hall of Fame for four reasons:
1. He was abysmal in the post season in Pittsburgh. Chico Lind had as many homeruns as he did and if he hit his post roid rage weight the Pirates would have gone to at least one maybe two or three World Series.
2. He juiced. If people can say Palmier doesn't belong in the Hall neither does Bonds, or Maguire or Sosa.
3. Anybody who cannot throw Sid Bream out at home on a single to left when Bream started on second has no business staking any claim to the Hall of Fame.
4. Barry told the media after he won the Home Run Derby at the All Star Game that they could no longer claim he'd never won anything. Anybody who confuses winning batting practice with a real baseball championship is too stupid to be in the Hall of Fame.
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posted on
10/02/2005 8:26:30 PM PDT
by
hometoroost
(TSA = Thousands Standing Around)
To: Revolting cat!
To: vpintheak
Just like all the rest of the guys who looked so much smaller this season. Do you really think Sammy was traded to Baltimore for a ball bag and a bat rack? I believe he was shipped to a smaller media market to take away from the fact that he stopped the roids and he would have been smaller this year. It was too convenient that he was hurt when the O's came to Chicago. I also think Bonds' injury may not have been all it was cracked up to be. Maybe Steve Finley hit a wall at 40 or he lost his roid ability. Who knows, baseball has the ability to cover things up if need be.
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posted on
10/02/2005 8:37:21 PM PDT
by
satchmodog9
(Murder and weather are our only news)
To: hometoroost
Anybody who cannot throw Sid Bream out at home on a single to left when Bream started on second has no business staking any claim to the Hall of Fame. Ahh..perhaps my favorite call:
Skip Carey: "Swung -line drive left field! One run is in! Here comes Bream!! Here's the throw to the plate! He issss.....SAFE!! Braves Win! Braves Win! Braves Win! Braves Win!!!!" (Still gives me chillbumps....)
To: weef
Bonds might continue to work...under the direction of Angels' team orthopedist Dr. Lewis Yocum.
Lil-Abner.com
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posted on
10/03/2005 12:34:10 AM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Peace Begins in the Womb)
To: kstewskis
They say the sure fire test for steroids is measuring the head. Working out doesn't make the head get bigger but using 'roids does.
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posted on
10/03/2005 3:35:13 AM PDT
by
USMARINE6
(www.usafreedomforum.com)
To: USMARINE6
Didn't JFK have to use steroids for his 'Graves Disease' condition? Prior to using the roids, he had a much thinner melon, more like Bobby Kennedy. But you see the pictures of him during his Presidency, and pictures of him and Bobby together, and JFK's head got much bigger.
Bonds is a joke, as are most of these juiceheads in baseball. And don't forget football, the whole league is on the stuff.
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posted on
10/03/2005 5:46:12 AM PDT
by
raptor29
To: vpintheak
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posted on
10/03/2005 8:35:34 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Down with Dhimmicrats! I last updated by FR profile on Sunday, August 14, 2005.)
To: Leroy S. Mort
Yeah, you may get chillbumps but that call makes me want to raise a few bumps on the top of Barry's humongous roid enlarged noggin.
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posted on
10/03/2005 12:05:39 PM PDT
by
hometoroost
(TSA = Thousands Standing Around)
To: USMARINE6
They say the sure fire test for steroids is measuring the head. Working out doesn't make the head get bigger but using 'roids does. Oh absolutely. That's a fact.
My comment about adipose was directed more figuratively. ;)
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posted on
10/03/2005 6:45:46 PM PDT
by
kstewskis
("I don't know what I know, but I know that it's big".....Jerry Fletcher)
To: Revolting cat!; windcliff
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