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MORFORD: To The Drunk Who Smashed My Car Quite a wreck you made, didn't you?
SF GATE ^ | 11/11/05 | Miss Morford

Posted on 11/11/2005 9:31:11 AM PST by BurbankKarl

Yes, I know you were drunk. Must've been. Either drunk or on serious meds and/or you just didn't give much of a damn about anything anyway because you're just one of those people, one of those types who comes lurching around the city like a chunk of numbed pain in your big-ass mid-'80s burgundy car with the white top and chrome bumpers -- an old Cadillac? Monte Carlo? -- early last Sunday morning to wreak casual havoc.

Is that about right? Do you remember any of it? Here is what I'm guessing: probably not.

Let me tell you what happened, as I pieced it together from witnesses and all the shards of scrap metal in the street and from my mind's eye, and as I'm sure it's all one soggy blur to you. Oh yes, this is a true story.

Six a.m., Sunday

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


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Couldnt happen to a nicer queen
1 posted on 11/11/2005 9:31:12 AM PST by BurbankKarl
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To: BurbankKarl

I thought he liked being rear-ended.


2 posted on 11/11/2005 9:34:42 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: BurbankKarl

Why do I suspect that a FReeper may have arranged a little accident for the overpriced little import? :)


3 posted on 11/11/2005 9:37:38 AM PST by theDentist (The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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To: BurbankKarl
Morford...


4 posted on 11/11/2005 9:41:45 AM PST by freedomson (Tagline comment removed by moderator)
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To: theDentist
Why do I suspect that a FReeper may have arranged a little accident for the overpriced little import? :)

Are you kidding? I love Morford. Not only are his columns about the funniest thing I read week in and week out, but his clear articulation to the public of what really goes on in a Leftist's mind converts more people to our side than ten Anne Coulters could.

I wish him a long and successful career. ;)

5 posted on 11/11/2005 9:42:06 AM PST by Mr. Jeeves ("When government does too much, nobody else does much of anything." -- Mark Steyn)
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To: BurbankKarl

I always thought that Morford would love to get "rear ended."


6 posted on 11/11/2005 9:43:12 AM PST by Clemenza (In League with the Freemasons, The Bilderbergers, and the Learned Elders of Zion)
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To: BurbankKarl
Yes, I know you were drunk. Must've been. Either drunk or on serious meds and/or you just didn't give much of a damn about anything anyway

Funny how Morford never says this about gay men on drugs spreading AIDS in bathhouses, but let some drunk driver ding up his car...

7 posted on 11/11/2005 9:45:47 AM PST by dirtboy (Drool overflowed my buffer...)
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To: Clemenza

wow, who is the KEYWORD Commando?


8 posted on 11/11/2005 9:48:38 AM PST by BurbankKarl (NRA EPL)
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To: BurbankKarl

I was drafted for service today.


9 posted on 11/11/2005 9:50:38 AM PST by Clemenza (In League with the Freemasons, The Bilderbergers, and the Learned Elders of Zion)
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To: BurbankKarl

The author's sexual orientation has nothing to do with deserving to have his property destroyed. It bothers me that the SFPD, like so many other urban police departments, doesn't even bother to investiogate or pursue the perpetrators of property crimes. The standard response of the police to such crimes is "Do you have insurance?"

Now if the author of the article had been a police officer complaining of his property being destroyed and nothing being done by the police, I could agree that it was deserved.


10 posted on 11/11/2005 9:51:19 AM PST by Poodlebrain
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To: BurbankKarl

What? Someone trashed Missy Morford's Yugo? Guess he'll have to find a Trabant somewhere as a replacement.


11 posted on 11/11/2005 9:51:54 AM PST by Noumenon (Activist judges - out of touch, out of tune, but not out of reach.)
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To: Clemenza
I was drafted for service today.

Damn you're good.

12 posted on 11/11/2005 9:52:03 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: BurbankKarl

I actually loved the story....

I hope they catch the slime and turn 'it' over to her, and I will personally stand guard as she tears him apart, limb by limb...

More of this done, and people would think before they act...


13 posted on 11/11/2005 9:58:34 AM PST by HarleyLady27 (My ? to libs: "Do they ever shut up on your planet?" "Grow your own DOPE: Plant a LIB!")
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To: Tijeras_Slim

LOL


14 posted on 11/11/2005 10:01:12 AM PST by RippleFire ("It's a joke, son!")
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To: BurbankKarl

If only drunken illegal immigrants had licenses, none of this hit-and-run stuff would happen.


16 posted on 11/11/2005 10:08:26 AM PST by martin_fierro (</doireallyneedtoaddasarcasmtag>)
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To: BurbankKarl
"After all, this is what you are, isn't it? You are that random little demon, a sliver of malevolent energy of the universe, the Thing That Is Always Out There, waiting, careening, howling stupidly, crashing into anything with wanton abandon and causing all manner of pain and disruption, chortling drunkenly and screeching away to find another arbitrary victim. You aren't the Trickster. You are the Trickster's ugly three-toed cousin. Yes, the world knows you well."


Yeap I think we do know you well - in fact, I think we know both of you well ..... you are both most likely card carrying, hate mongering, move-on supporting democrats!

17 posted on 11/11/2005 10:09:51 AM PST by Zacs Mom (Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
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To: BurbankKarl

Drama Queen!


18 posted on 11/11/2005 10:30:46 AM PST by Chickensoup (Turk...turk...turk....turk....turk...turkey!!!!!!)
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To: Noumenon

I thought he would have had an electric car.


19 posted on 11/11/2005 10:34:07 AM PST by Chickensoup (Turk...turk...turk....turk....turk...turkey!!!!!!)
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To: BurbankKarl
wow, who is the KEYWORD Commando?

Not Me!

I've seen the error of my ways, and I'm a reformed keyworder.

20 posted on 11/11/2005 10:48:26 AM PST by SmithL (There are a lot of people that hate Bush more than they hate terrorists)
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