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MORFORD: Sam Alito On Brokeback Mountain
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| Mark Morford
Posted on 01/20/2006 7:48:06 AM PST by SmithL
What do the bitter neocon nominee and the amazing Oscar-bound film have in common? There is this theory, more of a truism really, tossed about like a fuzzy beach ball by the gurus and the masters and the mystics since Jesus was but a lint ball of possibility in the Great Belly Button of Time. . . .
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You know what that means. Don't go there and then complain to me about what you found.
posted on 01/20/2006 7:48:07 AM PST
There is this theory, more of a truism really, tossed about like a fuzzy beach ball by the gurus and the masters and the mystics since Jesus was but a lint ball of possibility in the Great Belly Button of Time. . . .
Sorry - can't read any more after that line. Does Morford actually get paid for this drivel?
posted on 01/20/2006 8:02:50 AM PST
So this amazing movie that is changing the way people think has made a grand total of 32 million in a month. A lot of movies can make that in a weekend. Depending on the movie a bad weekend. And I highly doubt it is changing anyone's mind. The only people going to see it are at the very least gay friendly. No sane straight man is going to be caught dead watching that.
And if Mark Steyn is to be believed (and usually he is) the movie doesn't really show a true heart felt romance, but rather two weak willed people giving in to their basest desires. Of course I guess that is romance for gay people.
posted on 01/20/2006 8:08:40 AM PST
by Mr. Blonde
(You know, Happy Time Harry, just being around you kinda makes me want to die.)
To: Mr. Blonde
I guess having sex in public toilets is out- and sex on the range is in.
posted on 01/20/2006 8:22:34 AM PST
by Mr. K
(Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help...)
The most liberal paper in the most homosexual friendly city in the US promotes a bad film about two fudge packing sheepherders. Why am I not surprised?
BTW, watching TV last night I almost gagged when they continually played ads for "Homo on the Range" calling it a "timeless love story" yet giving only the tiniest hints that it was about two men sodomizing each other out in Wyoming.
posted on 01/20/2006 8:30:03 AM PST
by Blood of Tyrants
(G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
"Homo, Homo on the Range....where seldom is heard, a discouraging word..."
posted on 01/20/2006 9:00:23 AM PST
("Oh Bother", said Pooh, as he worked the bolt.)
I think I'll wait for Brokeback Mountain to come out on VD.
posted on 01/20/2006 9:06:39 AM PST
posted on 01/20/2006 9:07:07 AM PST
(Listen to my demos for Savage Nation contest: http://www.geocities.com/mr_vinnie_vegas/index.html)
I really don't understand people like Morford. Do they want a humorous judge on the Supreme Court? Do they have any idea how serious deciding cases and legal matters are?
To: SmithL; All
Compare the look on Sen. Dianne Feinstein's face during Judge Aleto's hearings to one of the sinners in Michelangelo's famous Sistine Chapel fresco "The Blessed and the Damned of the Last Judgment."
posted on 01/20/2006 9:31:00 PM PST
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