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'Ben-Hur' headed for TV miniseries remake (taking out religous aspect)
UPI/AP ^ | 04/10/2008

Posted on 04/10/2008 9:52:55 PM PDT by Bommer

LOS ANGELES, April 10 (UPI) -- The son of the man who directed the 1959 Hollywood film classic "Ben-Hur" said he is producing a new version of the story as a $30 million TV miniseries.

David Wyler, son of director William Wyler, is producing the remake with Alchemy TV, Variety.com reported Thursday.....

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Entertainment/2008/04/10/ben-hur_headed_for_tv_miniseries_remake/2178/


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William Wylder son is going to remake playing down the religious aspect. Guess it won't be called "Ben Hur - A Tale of the Christ!" It'll be called "Ben-Hur - a 10 hour waste of time to try to outdo my dad!"
1 posted on 04/10/2008 9:52:56 PM PDT by Bommer
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To: Bommer

LOL!


2 posted on 04/10/2008 9:56:47 PM PDT by Gondring (I'll give up my right to die when hell freezes over my dead body!)
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To: Bommer

I suppose they will make Ben Hur and Messala into gay ex-lovers as well.


3 posted on 04/10/2008 10:16:14 PM PDT by Hugin (Mecca delenda est!)
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'Ben-Hur' headed for TV miniseries remake (taking out religous aspect)

This has FAILURE written all over it. I guess some people will never learn that Jesus Christ is LORD and savior until it is too late but God is not mocked. There is a day coming in which EVERY knee WILL bow and EVERY tongue WILL confesses that "Jesus Christ is Lord" to the glory of God.

4 posted on 04/11/2008 3:27:53 AM PDT by Jmouse007
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To: Hugin

According to Gore Vidal (who did some script re-writes), the 1959 version had that already.


5 posted on 04/11/2008 3:38:14 AM PDT by Cincinatus (Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
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To: Hugin

That was Gore Vidal’s take on the original script, which he had a hand in.


6 posted on 04/11/2008 2:37:42 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_____________________Profile updated Saturday, March 29, 2008)
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7 posted on 04/11/2008 10:53:40 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_____________________Profile updated Saturday, March 29, 2008)
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To: Bommer
Uh.... is David Wyler a drug addict?

How the 'heck' can you remake "Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ" without .. (drum roll) ... RELIGION!

Man-oh man I can see the cast now...

Judah Ben-Hur: Ben AFLAC (quack)
Quintus Arrius: Mike Myers (doing his Austin Powers voice)
Esther: Susan Saranwrap
Messala: Alec Baldwin
Sheik Ilderim: oops scratch that role, might offend Arabs
Miriam: Madonna
Tirzah: J-Lo
Simonides: Billy Crystal
Balthasar (Narrator in pre-credits sequence): The GEICO voice over guy
Pontius Pilate: Tim Robbins
Jesus: oops cut that - no Religion in this movie.

Oh, and that whole Chariot Race thing has to go. Let's make that a Gay Rodeo instead. And 'Romans', yawn - too passe. We'll make them ... Nazis!

Yep a real blockbuster.
(this Wyler kid needs a real job)

8 posted on 04/12/2008 8:25:54 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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