The President Song

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[Rurudyne]

The President Song

Senator Obama:
Day after day here in the U.S. Senate
People just don't understand the stress
Now that we're in control ... sure the cafeteria is the best, but ...
But I never really wanted to do this job in the first place!
Share the stage with 113 other preening bumbling nere-do-wells!
I... I wanted to be...

THE PRESIDENT!

(piano vamp)

Leaping from issue to issue!
As they come down the mighty rivers of Public Opinion!
With my best girl by my side!
The War on Poverty!
The Economy!
The Global Warming Crisis!
Disarmament!
And Saving the Polar Bears!
We'd sing! Sing! SING!

Oh, I'm the President, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

The Gang of 14:
He's the President, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Senator Obama:
I see important folks, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I give speeches
And have State Dinners nightly.

The Gang of 14:
He sees important folks, he eat his lunch,
He go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e gives speeches
And has State Dinners nightly.

He's the President, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Senator Obama:
I speak of hope, I bob and weave,
I like to pass the buck.
If ever there's a scandal,
My VEEP is outta' luck.

The Gang of 14:
He speaks of hope, he bobs and weaves,
He likes to pass the buck.
If ever there's a scandal,
His ... VEEP is outta' luck???

Senator McCain:
Is that what he just–? Oh!!!

The Gang of 14:
He's the President, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Senator Obama:
I speak of hope, I levee new taxes,
Regulations and speech codes.
I'm glad I married a commie
Just like my dear mama.

The Gang of 14:
He speaks of hope, he raises our taxes,
New regulations and oppressive speech codes.
He's glad he married a commie
Just like his dear mama.

He's the President, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Senator Whitehouse:
Wait! I'm confused. In the original skit didn't they act outraged at this point?

Senator Snowe
What's the problem?

Senator Whitehouse:
Well, it's just ... you know. And I'm pretty sure there are only 100 Senators. Not 114.

Senator Byrd:
X-Nay on the Enators-Say! BJ-Lay Ituation-Say!

Senator Whitehouse:
RS-71-Lay?

(nods all around)

But .. how?

Senator McCain:
A few extra Norths/Souths any day now.

Senator Obama:
Hey, I thought this song was about me?
Stop improvising and speak on cue!

The Gang of 14:
Yes, Oh unreproachable one!

[Rurudyne]

Just something random.

[Rurudyne]

Since I mentions Global Warming a bit in this...

[the invisib1e hand]

yeah, I like this sort of stuff BUT, allow me to make a point:

this bozo has more written and said about him than probably all of congress put together...

I think he's already a defacto power, and I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally don't like it.

[Rurudyne]

Bozo the Clown didn’t deserve to be compared to Senator Obama. –.^

Maybe ManBearPig is a better fit. Afterall, the Senator is the latest manifestation of the media’s and Democratic messianic hopes (instead of Algore’s cartoon dementia). There are actually people saying he’s like President Lincoln! When Obama falls the next guy will be even more annoyingly and unjustly adored by the left.

As I see it, the media is focusing ONCE AGAIN on the lesser and less damaging stories (with Kerry it was focusing on what he did in ‘Nam rather than what he said before the cameras in Washington): Obama’s racism instead of his communism (from his liberation theology preferences) being one example.

[BIGLOOK]

I will follow him...
Follow Him wherever He may go,
And near Him, I always will be For nothing can keep me away,
He is my destiny.

Global warming? Yeah....he's melting hearts wordwide.

[Rurudyne]

More Monty Python inspiration...


Whoever wants to cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

Ask away, I'm not frightened.

Frist, what is your name?

Senator Obama.

What is your quest?

I seek power.

How many States are there?

... Is that a trick question? An effort to disparage me?

No.

Are you some Republican hack?

No.

Are you implying that I'm some kind of an idiot who doesn't know how many states there are?!?

No, Sir! Not at all!

Then ask me another question.

Sigh ... if a train leaves Chicago traveling at 80 MPH and ...

[RichInOC]

“Barry Christ, Barry Christ,
“Who are you? What have you sacrificed?
“Barry Christ, Barry Christ,
“Who are you? What have you sacrificed?
“Barry O, Superstar,
“Do you think you’re what they say you are?
“Barry O, Superstar,
“Do you think you’re what they say you are?”

[Rurudyne]

nice...

[Rurudyne]

With apologies tor Weird Al:

Riding in the bus down Pennsylvania Avenue
The seats are way too packed
There wasn't any room left for me to sit
But with some war protesters in the back

They were smelling like a locker room
There was peace signs all over the floor
We're crammed in here like sardines
And we still need to pick up more!

Lookout!!!

Another bunch under the bus!
That's another bunch under the bus!
Hey, he'll do you too,
And be another bunch under the bus!

[Rurudyne]

Obama Man

He's the real Obama man
Striving for his Obama land
Making all his Obama plans
for you and me

Hides his radical points of view,
Knows not where he's going to,
Isn't he a bit like Che and Malcolm X?
Obama Man, please listen,
You don't know what you're dishin',
Obama Man, wants the world at his command.

He's as blind as he can be,
Just sees what he wants to see,
Obama Man can you see me at all?

Obama Man, don't stutter,
Take your time, don't you mutter,
Say your peace till the MSM finally
lends you a hand.

Just hide that radical point of view,
Don't let'em know where you want to go to,
Isn't he a bit like Fidel and Chavez?
Obama Fans, please listen,
I'm scared he knows what he's dishin',
Obama Man, wants the world at his command.

He's the real Obama man
Striving for his Obama land
Making all his Obama plans
for you and me

[MinuteGal]

HE WANTS THE WHOLE WORLD IN HIS HANDS

He wants the whole world in his hands
He wants the orfinks and widders in his hands
He want the blind and deaf homeless in his hands
He wants Loo-siana chocolate in his hands
He want the whole damn mess in his hands

He wants our guys in Ramallah in his hands
He wants the de-tain-ees in his hands
He wants the suicide bombers in his hands
He want all handguns in his hands
He wants the whole schmear in his hands

He wants the nukes in Iran in his hands
He wants the war in Iraq in his hands
He want AIDS in Africa in his hands
He wants jelly bismarks in his hands
He wants all creation in his hands

He wants big and teeny nations in his hands
He wants all our tax money in his hands
He wants carbon footprints in his hands
He wants you and me, brother, in his hands
He wants the whole world in his hands

Oh, fear the Word of Messiah

Leni

[Rurudyne]

Also good!

Any just a bit scary.