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Mexicans propose border fence to keep Americans out.
Edwards Report ^ | 9-18-08 | Mr. Edwards

Posted on 09/19/2008 5:03:10 PM PDT by dynachrome

Mary Consuela, a futbol mom from a suburb of Cancun was quick to endorse the fence. “They come to work to support their families in America – I understand that,” said Consuela. “But they drive our highways without insurance, sleep 9 people in a studio apartment and are mostly employed under-the-table to avoid taxes. What happens when they need health care or other services? It comes out of my pocket.”

Small protests have popped-up across the country as people waving American flags demanded amnesty. Those without bribe money were taken into the desert and shot by authorities.

(Excerpt) Read more at edwardsreport.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: aliens; border; freepun; imigration; immigrantlist; mexico; parody; satire
About the author:

".....He eats raw steak and drinks Jack Daniels for breakfast. He hates children, animals, and cuddling, and is surprisingly still single. He holds a bachelors degree in political science, or as he calls it, a BS in BS. He has frequently been praised for having the racial sensitivity of Don Imus, the moral rectitude of Larry Flynt, and the communication skills of a young Helen Keller.

1 posted on 09/19/2008 5:03:10 PM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

Hehehe.


2 posted on 09/19/2008 5:11:35 PM PDT by Ciexyz
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To: dynachrome

Damn gringo crimmigrants


3 posted on 09/19/2008 5:13:51 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Voting Conservative isn't for the faint of heart.)
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To: dynachrome

Heck yeah, I’m going down to Cabo for some tequila and easy pesos. I have a valuable skill, I can run a string trimmer!


4 posted on 09/19/2008 5:14:04 PM PDT by ovrtaxt ( One useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a Congress. --John Adams)
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To: dynachrome

Hey wait, do they have grass in Cabo?

...yeah, but not that kind...


5 posted on 09/19/2008 5:14:51 PM PDT by ovrtaxt ( One useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a Congress. --John Adams)
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To: dynachrome

Great idea! How much you want to bet it never happens.

JoMa


6 posted on 09/19/2008 5:15:10 PM PDT by joma89
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To: dynachrome

That’s pretty funny. I wonder what the media would say if that happened in real life?


7 posted on 09/19/2008 6:22:53 PM PDT by Vafud
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To: dynachrome
the racial sensitivity of Don Imus, the moral rectitude of Larry Flynt, and the communication skills of a young Helen Keller.

Hey now! My communication skills have been honed by bitch-slapping Democrats until they give me the answers I want to hear. How sweet is that? Who else can simultaneously hold down the tasks of cheesing the gullible while lining them up in their sights awaiting the word?

I know it's not where we want to be but conservatives must fight or give it up. The ingrained bureaucracy doesn't care who wins as it believes it has ultimate control. We, the People, must constantly discourage them of that notion while reminding them that they are in service for the betterment of our nation so must throw in with us if they wish to perpetuate that illusion.

8 posted on 09/19/2008 11:11:11 PM PDT by NewRomeTacitus (Purge, cleanse and hone)
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To: 1_Inch_Group; 2sheep; 2Trievers; 3AngelaD; 3pools; 3rdcanyon; 4Freedom; 4ourprogeny; 7.62 x 51mm; ..

ping


9 posted on 09/20/2008 7:05:42 AM PDT by gubamyster
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To: joma89

rofl, if they were so minded it might get built before ours.


10 posted on 09/20/2008 7:53:05 PM PDT by Kackikat ( Without National Security all other issues are mute points; chaos ensues.))
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To: gubamyster; 1_Inch_Group; 2sheep; 2Trievers; 3AngelaD; 3pools; 3rdcanyon; 4Freedom; 4ourprogeny; ...
GRINGOS, IT IS TIME FOR REVENGE.

We sneak across the border ... it's only half price to go south because even coyotes have to go home and they have empty vans...

Then just as our quaint and colorful neighbors to the south are settling in for their siestas ...WE START THE FRICKIN'LEAF BLOWERS ...ALL TOGETHER...we doan need no steenkin'mufflers! Soon all of the wretched Mexican states we neglected to annex in 1848 will ours. USTLAN forever!

11 posted on 09/22/2008 1:14:45 PM PDT by Kenny Bunk (Drill. Double Refining Capacity. Make METHANOL from Coal, NG, Nuclear ..let's roll.)
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