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Police arrest suspect vandal who allegedly left his greasy, graphic imprints around Neb. town
StarTribune ^ | 11/21/08 | AP

Posted on 11/21/2008 12:26:51 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo

Authorities said they've arrested a suspect in the rash of so-called "Butt Bandit" vandalism cases. County Attorney Eric Scott said a 35-year-old man was arrested early Wednesday morning. Formal charges have not yet been filed. Some vandal had been skipping from one building to another at night, pressing his naked buttocks, groin or both on windows.

Store owners, church workers and school janitors have had to wash lotion and petroleum jelly off the windows he selects.

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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: buttbandit; pressedham
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Gotta run...I'll check back later....Have fun!
1 posted on 11/21/2008 12:26:54 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Does Barney Frank have an alibi?


2 posted on 11/21/2008 12:30:29 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (We are SO screwed.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Leave him alone! He’s on the short list for Obama’s Secretary of Health and Human Services!


3 posted on 11/21/2008 12:30:57 PM PST by pabianice
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

I guess they keep butt and groin prints on file in Neb.


4 posted on 11/21/2008 12:31:27 PM PST by duckman (Jesus I trust in You. Mary take over)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Must be an Obama supporter.


5 posted on 11/21/2008 12:34:28 PM PST by Commander X (Liberalism: Spurring the decay of the USA)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Sounds racist...


6 posted on 11/21/2008 12:37:02 PM PST by bigbob
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Until I read he was 35 I was wondering if it was slick willie!


7 posted on 11/21/2008 12:38:50 PM PST by trustandobey (God Bless America, we need it!)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

I wonder if he’s a plumber


8 posted on 11/21/2008 12:42:03 PM PST by weegee (Global Warming Change? Fight Global Socialist CHANGE.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Store owners, church workers and school janitors have had to wash lotion and petroleum jelly off the windows he selects.

This is in Nebraska, right?


9 posted on 11/21/2008 12:42:03 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life ;o)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

It’s not vandalism! It’s ART!

The guy’s name isn’t art is it?


10 posted on 11/21/2008 12:44:23 PM PST by Explodo (Pessimism is simply pattern recognition)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Book 'em, Danno!


11 posted on 11/21/2008 12:44:42 PM PST by maggief
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Maybe he just had an itch.


12 posted on 11/21/2008 12:47:52 PM PST by LiberConservative (Typical white guy)
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To: Explodo
"Art... Vandelay."


13 posted on 11/21/2008 12:49:52 PM PST by weegee (Global Warming Change? Fight Global Socialist CHANGE.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Gives a unique meaning to the phrase,,,’a new moon rising’


14 posted on 11/21/2008 12:56:11 PM PST by fifthvirginia (keeping their memory green)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Some vandal had been skipping from one building to another at night, pressing his naked buttocks, groin or both on windows.

Where is a video camera when you need one? "Skippy" would have been a classic. BTW, you said you had to run...you'd check back later. Need any help making bail?:D

15 posted on 11/21/2008 12:57:26 PM PST by xJones
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

16 posted on 11/21/2008 12:57:40 PM PST by Daffynition ("Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem.")
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To: duckman
Do any of us really know what is in our FBI file?


17 posted on 11/21/2008 1:01:06 PM PST by Daffynition ("Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem.")
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Coming this Fall on CBS, CSI:VALENTINE, Neb


18 posted on 11/21/2008 1:01:41 PM PST by TC Rider (The United States Constitution - 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: xJones

Ha!!!

Actually, I believe that my sister lives somewhere near Valentine....

I’ll have to check and see if this guy got out of town much...


19 posted on 11/21/2008 2:00:44 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (Read FR First.....THEN Read Drudge.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Just to be clear, I have not been to Nebraska in years.
20 posted on 11/21/2008 2:43:23 PM PST by BJClinton (1-20-2013: The End of an Error)
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