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1 posted on 06/26/2009 4:02:57 AM PDT by marktwain
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To: marktwain

“Advised?”


2 posted on 06/26/2009 4:18:30 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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Time was, you shot a rabid animal, you got a well done.


3 posted on 06/26/2009 4:18:31 AM PDT by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast (Rent this space.)
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"He was advised on discharging a firearm in city limits."

I should hope the advice was: "Take careful aim when you're shooting rabid animals within city limits."

4 posted on 06/26/2009 4:21:38 AM PDT by norwaypinesavage (Global Warming Theory is extremely robust with respect to data. All observations confirm it)
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To: marktwain
"He was advised on discharging a firearm in city limits."

Perhaps it is better to capture it and release it inside City Hall or Police Headquarters?

5 posted on 06/26/2009 4:24:41 AM PDT by Bon mots
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To: marktwain
Slow news day?
7 posted on 06/26/2009 4:29:19 AM PDT by BallyBill (Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
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A couple of years back we had a rabid raccoon stumbling around in our back yard. I went to get my .22 to shoot it but my wife told me no. I obeyed and she called the Sheriff. The deputy came out and observed the raccoon and asked me if I had a .22 to kill it with. I went in, got the .22 and shot the raccoon. He didn’t want to discharge his sidearm in city limits.


9 posted on 06/26/2009 4:32:57 AM PDT by Sawdring
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To: marktwain

I shoot the rabid neighbors


13 posted on 06/26/2009 4:49:29 AM PDT by MountainDad
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PEOPLES REPUBLIK OF KALIFORNIA...
Shoot.... call cops... get "advised"...

Better plan:
Shoot.... Shovel.... Shut-up...

Maybe those southerners do know a thing or two!

Humor only.... no flames please

21 posted on 06/26/2009 5:07:38 AM PDT by Wings-n-Wind (The main things are the plain things!)
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Not much to this story.

It's a two-liner taken from the daily police report, which can provide interesting reading some times.
As in: "8:30 a.m. Animal Control responded to a report of a deceased squirrel on Rohnerville Road. It was transported for proper disposal."
i.e. said squirrel deposited in a bag and dumped in the trash, as per post #27. In the "possum affair", poster #21 had the right approach - S S S.

28 posted on 06/26/2009 7:39:25 AM PDT by Oatka ("A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves." –Bertrand de Jouvenel)
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Dude, it was Humbolt, home of Humbolt U and a haven for unwashed liberals. There was even a Joan Baez in Concert poster in the “historic” hotel we stayed in a couple years ago in Acada. It’s what you’d expect of a socialist paradise— lots of vagrants, tatoo parlors, bar after run-down bar, rusted VW micro busses everywhere...


35 posted on 06/26/2009 2:18:41 PM PDT by mikeus_maximus
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