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Serial masturbator seized by Willy's in central Sweden
The Local [Sweden] ^ | 17 Jul 09 16:53 CET | David Landes

Posted on 07/18/2009 10:49:10 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

A 35-year-old man who had been seen masturbating near the entrance of a Willy’s grocery store on more than one occasion was arrested on Friday by police in Örebro.

The man was first seen on Thursday night pleasuring himself at the Willy’s store entrance, the Nerikes Allehanda newspaper reports.

Described by witnesses as sporting a deep sun tan and masturbating shamelessly, the man was reported to police shortly after 8pm.

But by the time police arrived on the scene, the mystery masturbator had vanished on a bicycle.

While store personnel reportedly considered the incident inappropriate, they opted not to file a formal complaint.

On Friday, however, the 35-year-old came again to his favourite spot outside Willy’s to give himself a helping hand.

But this time police were primed and ready to strike as soon as the man began to busy his hands.

Police are now preparing to launch a preliminary investigation into bringing sexual molestation charges against the man, who will soon be interrogated by police as part of the process.


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: billclinton; napl; sweden; weird; willy
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1 posted on 07/18/2009 10:49:11 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Serial masturbator seized by Willy's

...and then the police grabbed him.


2 posted on 07/18/2009 10:50:43 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Maybe he was trying to get warm. It gets cold in Sweden.


3 posted on 07/18/2009 10:51:54 PM PDT by ErnstStavroBlofeld (A leader does not deserve the name unless he is willing occasionally to stand alone-Henry Kissinger)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Apparently he was shopping for beef jerky.


4 posted on 07/18/2009 10:52:26 PM PDT by Callahan
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5 posted on 07/18/2009 10:52:53 PM PDT by traumer
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When placed in solitary, he was heard talking to himself and saying, “I shore have a purty mouth. Squeal like a pig!”


6 posted on 07/18/2009 10:54:21 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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7 posted on 07/18/2009 10:54:21 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09".... um, what happened?)
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And here I thought that sort of thing was perfectly legal in Sweden.

Guess I'm ignorant!

8 posted on 07/18/2009 10:57:12 PM PDT by cynwoody
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To: Army Air Corps

I *knew* Freepers would go to town on this one!


9 posted on 07/18/2009 10:57:32 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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10 posted on 07/18/2009 11:01:41 PM PDT by ErnstStavroBlofeld (A leader does not deserve the name unless he is willing occasionally to stand alone-Henry Kissinger)
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What a jerk ...


11 posted on 07/18/2009 11:03:14 PM PDT by djf (Man up! Don't be a FReeloader! Make a donation today!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

When the police grabbed him, I hope they washed their hands.


12 posted on 07/18/2009 11:04:13 PM PDT by ErnstStavroBlofeld (A leader does not deserve the name unless he is willing occasionally to stand alone-Henry Kissinger)
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Sounds like the guys quite the whack job ...


13 posted on 07/18/2009 11:04:16 PM PDT by clamper1797 (A KGB agent couldn't do a better job as president ... Clamper 1797 proud racist since Nov 4 2008)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Headline of the year. If I go any further than that I’ll be banned to the outer reaches of the Interwebs.


14 posted on 07/18/2009 11:05:34 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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Police are now preparing to launch a preliminary investigation into bringing sexual molestation charges against the man, who will soon be interrogated by police as part of the process.

First they came for the masturbators...but I said nothing cause I wasn't a masturbator.

Then they came for the fornicators...but I said nothing since I wasn't a fornicator.

Then they came for the adulterers...but I said nothing since I wasn't an adulterer.

Then I finally wondered why I was the only one who they never came for...

Cheers!

15 posted on 07/18/2009 11:12:29 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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ROTFL!


16 posted on 07/18/2009 11:16:08 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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Wonder if he's a Lefty like Obama.
17 posted on 07/18/2009 11:18:18 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (If Hitler used a TelePrompter, we would all be speaking German...)
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18 posted on 07/18/2009 11:22:31 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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If he had a garage to put his wiener(mobile) in...


19 posted on 07/18/2009 11:23:34 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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Always nice to have one to park it in. I’m currently lacking a garage.


20 posted on 07/18/2009 11:25:39 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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