Beam me to Planet Gore !
Posted on 01/28/2010 7:09:06 AM PST by mbarker12474
Daughter blames mother for global warming By Dr. Paul Donohue SPECIAL TO THE POST-DISPATCH 01/27/2010
Dear Dr. Donohue — My daughter complains that I flatulate more often than most individuals. Furthermore, she claims that the gas an individual passes contributes to global warming. I don't know if I am physically able to keep my gas to myself to go green. Is my daughter really right?
Donohue: Is your daughter for real? ....
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http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/lifestyle/columnists.nsf/drpauldonohue/story/BE5A104050CE7DD5862576B6006F270B?OpenDocument
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It really IS a mental disorder!!
LOL! No reply can top that!
Another fine example of our public schools. Nice job, teacher’s unions.
Pull my finger!
Bummer! Seemed like a breaking [wind] news story to me!
“Paging Al Gore and Michael Moore. Bean dip special in aisle 12.”
Liberal fart guilt.
I would suggest Al Gore stop breathing.
This brings up a theory that I have been working on with some medical school classmates. (This theory was initially formulated after the consumption of adult beverages.)
As our wives have passed through the change of life and experience frequent hot flashes, we couldn’t help but note that the Baby Boomer generation of perimenopausal women have been experiencing the same symptoms for the last 15 years or so. Think of the excess heat generated by these women, through no fault of their own!
We refer to this phenomenon as “Gynogenic Global Warming.”
Nancy Pelosi, is that you?
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