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Karl Woodgett offered bogus degrees in return for spanking sessions
The Times of London ^ | Simon de Bruxelles | Simon de Bruxelles

Posted on 02/03/2010 3:59:49 PM PST by x

A university registrar offered bogus degrees in return for spanking sessions in a hotel, a court was told yesterday.

Karl Woodgett, 37, former registrar at the University of Surrey and the University of Bath, already had a lucrative sideline selling degrees to African women when he came up with a way of satisfying his sexual desires at the same time.

He told the women that his name was Dave and that he could offer them a degree in return for their help with a “pain management study”. The spanking sessions with two women from Cameroon were videotaped.

(Excerpt) Read more at timesonline.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Education; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bursar; spankdatazz; spanking
This will become an urban legend in time. Just letting people know that it really happened.


1 posted on 02/03/2010 3:59:50 PM PST by x
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Didn't this guy work on a global warming study? lol

Different kind of warming maybe!

2 posted on 02/03/2010 4:01:17 PM PST by Kansas58
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To: x

Anybody ever catch any sort of STDs or get pregnant from being spanked?


3 posted on 02/03/2010 4:05:27 PM PST by wendy1946
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To: x

4 posted on 02/03/2010 4:06:24 PM PST by KeyLargo
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As immigrants, one would expect them to start at the bottom.

parsy, the snarky


5 posted on 02/03/2010 4:07:16 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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...and after the spankings,...
6 posted on 02/03/2010 4:26:33 PM PST by DigitalVideoDude (It's amazing what you can accomplish when you don't care who gets the credit. -Ronald Reagan)
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So, why did he leave his job as registrar? Didn’t find his work as personally gratifying as it used to be, or did he get hired by the government education ministry?


7 posted on 02/03/2010 4:27:27 PM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: CougarGA7

The perks of an academic career revealed!


8 posted on 02/03/2010 4:30:30 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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Note to self: take that degree off your resume. Madame Natasha wasn’t really the Dean of the College of Agriculture after all...


9 posted on 02/03/2010 4:35:32 PM PST by Billthedrill
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So, why did he leave his job as registrar? Didn’t find his work as personally gratifying as it used to be, or did he get hired by the government education ministry?

More money? More bottoms? Bigger canes?

They used to call sexual spanking "the English vice" and said it had to do with caning at the old British boarding schools, but this guy grew up after all that.

When I say the article, I assumed he liked to get spanked. It turns out he likes to spank black bottoms, so he'll probably be hearing from anti-racism authorities as well as the police.

10 posted on 02/03/2010 4:36:14 PM PST by x
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To: AdmSmith; Berosus; bigheadfred; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; ...
He told the women that his name was Dave and that he could offer them a degree in return for their help with a "pain management study".
Sounds like he'd be a perfect fit either in the Obama administration, or the group of academic frauds pushing the global warming demagoguery. Thanks x.
11 posted on 02/03/2010 4:42:00 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Happy New Year! Freedom is Priceless.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

I’ve spent the last 10 years getting spanked.


12 posted on 02/03/2010 8:14:49 PM PST by CougarGA7 (In order to dream of the future, we need to remember the past. - Bartov)
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If a guy's name is "Woodgett," I guess he'd pretty much have to look like this....

13 posted on 02/03/2010 8:17:35 PM PST by r9etb
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