Cue SNL Star Trek convention skit.
1 posted on
07/01/2010 5:34:44 AM PDT by
C19fan
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To: C19fan
Cause middle-aged men lusting after 17-year-old girls is icky.
To: C19fan
3 posted on
07/01/2010 5:37:08 AM PDT by
TSgt
(We will always be prepared, so we may always be free. - Ronald Reagan)
To: C19fan
5 posted on
07/01/2010 5:38:13 AM PDT by
TSgt
(We will always be prepared, so we may always be free. - Ronald Reagan)
To: C19fan
LOL. Stephanie Meyer's Twilight books, which I loved BTW, have added Heaven knows how much to this nation's GDP. God bless her :)
7 posted on
07/01/2010 5:38:50 AM PDT by
mewzilla
(Still voteless in NY-29. Over 250 roll call votes missed and counting...)
To: C19fan
Twilight mums: Why are middle-aged women falling for a big-screen vampire?Cause he loves to neck and can perform all night long?
8 posted on
07/01/2010 5:39:27 AM PDT by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys: Can't fly, can't ski, can't drive, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best.)
To: C19fan
http://www.twilightmoms.com/
9 posted on
07/01/2010 5:41:09 AM PDT by
TSgt
(We will always be prepared, so we may always be free. - Ronald Reagan)
To: C19fan
I don’t swing that way,
But I am with Team Jacob.
His muscles got muscles!
10 posted on
07/01/2010 5:41:53 AM PDT by
Haiku Guy
(Gov. Chris Christie (R) won the NJ-6 held by Rep. Frank Pallone (D) by a 15.5% margin!)
To: C19fan
Then she confessed: 'I have a secret. I am in love with a 17-year-old vampire called Edward Cullen. I think about him . . . No different from the cult-like devotion that put the 47-year-old vampire into the White House in 2008.
11 posted on
07/01/2010 5:41:57 AM PDT by
ScottinVA
(The West needs to act NOW to aggressively treat its metastasizing islaminoma!)
To: C19fan
It's role reversal. A young guy sucking the life blood out of an older woman.
To see the reverse, just go to any courtroom where a divorce trial is going on.
12 posted on
07/01/2010 5:42:42 AM PDT by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.)
To: C19fan
last year, a woman I work with started showing a bit of interest in me. (I’m no casanova, but there’s no accounting for some things, I guess.) It might have gone somewhere, but she was one of those grownup twilight fanatics, and it was an immediate turnoff. The lady I’m seeing now has no interest whatsoever in vampires—nor Sex and the City either, for that matter. I’m very fortunate.
13 posted on
07/01/2010 5:42:56 AM PDT by
balch3
To: C19fan
Strictly speaking, Edward Cullen is a Hundred and Nine...
14 posted on
07/01/2010 5:44:22 AM PDT by
Haiku Guy
(Gov. Chris Christie (R) won the NJ-6 held by Rep. Frank Pallone (D) by a 15.5% margin!)
To: C19fan
16 posted on
07/01/2010 5:46:21 AM PDT by
stylecouncilor
(What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
To: C19fan
"Cue SNL Star Trek convention skit."
I really wish someone would put a copy of that on YouTube or somewhere.
19 posted on
07/01/2010 5:48:19 AM PDT by
BlueLancer
(I'm getting a fine tootsy-frootsying right here...)
To: C19fan
In the first movie they mentioned the two counties I spent all of my 25 and under life in. I loved the music from the first two since I play piano and guitar. My grand daughter, her mom and my wife all love the Twilight series and the third book with battle in it was my early favorite. Ok I will admit it...they won’t be just dragging me to this one. I am looking forward to this movie, sappy love stuff and all.
21 posted on
07/01/2010 5:50:35 AM PDT by
badpacifist
(Life is short and hard... Bad decisions make life is shorter and harder)
To: C19fan
This is an interesting social phenomenon. Grown women’s going bonkers over celebrities is not new ... Franz Liszt, for example ... but having it be a fictional character is slightly novel. (I’m so funny ;-).
For the record, I don’t think either of the young men is at all attractive. If I were going to sigh over a movie character, it would be Lucius Malfoy, with that gorgeous silver hair.
23 posted on
07/01/2010 5:53:08 AM PDT by
Tax-chick
(Your shipment of failure to take a nap has arrived. It's whiny.)
To: C19fan
Jack Crow: You ever seen a vampire?
Father Adam Guiteau: No I haven't.
Jack Crow: No... Well first of all, they're not romatic.
Its not like they're a bunch of f**kin' fags hoppin' around in
rented formal wear and seducing everybody in sight with cheesy
Euro-trash accents, all right? Forget whatever you've seen in the movies:
they don't turn into bats, crosses don't work. Garlic? You wanna try garlic?
You could stand there with garlic around your neck and one of these buggers
will bend you f**king over and take a walk up your strada-chocolata
WHILE he's suckin' the blood outta your neck, all right? And they don't
sleep in coffins lined in taffata. You wanna kill one, you drive a wooden
stake right through his f**kin' heart.
Sunlight turns 'em into crispy critters.
25 posted on
07/01/2010 5:54:51 AM PDT by
RandallFlagg
(30-year smoker, E-Cigs helped me quit, and O wants me back smoking again?)
To: C19fan
27 posted on
07/01/2010 6:02:18 AM PDT by
absolootezer0
(2x divorced, tattooed, pierced, harley hatin, meghan mccain luvin', smoker and pit bull owner..what?)
To: C19fan
Simple answer, not all nuts come from trees.
To: C19fan
Why are middle-aged women falling for a big-screen vampire? Because they have been steeped in feminist crap for their entire lives so they couldn't get a man their age even using handcuffs and leg irons?
34 posted on
07/01/2010 6:26:09 AM PDT by
OldMissileer
(Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
To: C19fan
Because they cant get laid? Geez. I saw the second one with a friend. Not impressed. Edward even looks dead. yuk.
I’ll keep my boyfriend thank you. He’s 61, very good shape, works out 4 hours a day. Real flesh and blood.
38 posted on
07/01/2010 6:56:33 AM PDT by
waxer1
( "The Bible is the rock on which our republic rests." -Andrew Jackson)
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