These are cheaper.
Make for a less uncomfortable Thanksgiving.
Posted on 09/29/2010 5:22:47 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Man bites off brother's ear
When you can't beat 'em, bite 'em.
An Ocala man has been arrested and charged with aggravated battery after he went Mike Tyson on his brother and chewed off part of his ear during a fight. As you can imagine, the brothers had both had a few too many beers when they got into an argument over the family dog. Words soon turned to shoves and before long, the brothers were playing family feud.
Authorities say a deputy arrived at the home on Wednesday and found Felipe Vega, 32, standing in the front yard. Authorities say he told them to take him to jail because he had just chewed his brother out. They didn't know he meant literally.
When police found Felipe's older brother, his right ear was detached and hanging by the skin. His left eye was swollen shut and covered in blood.
The injured brother was hospitalized.
Someone bit off my great-grandpa’s ear during a drunken bar brawl. LOL!
These are cheaper.
Make for a less uncomfortable Thanksgiving.
I knew brothers once that fought constantly, in their last fight against each other, one gouged the other’s eyes out. They were only about 22 or so.
Why not just eat his brains while you’re at it.
Mmmmmm. Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnssssssssssssss.
LOL, Joe. I thought of Tyson the second I read the headline. How could we forget. Ewwww.
No alcohol involved here. No sir.
Ear today, gone tomorrow. *groan*
Sounds like neither of them has any use for any of their lobes.
LOL!
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