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Better in than out: African country set to make breaking wind a crime
Daily Mail UK ^
| January 28, 2011
| Colin Fernandez
Posted on 01/28/2011 11:25:45 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: Constitution Day
“He who smelt it dealt it.” “He who denied it supplied it.” He who deduced it, produced it.
Depending on the penalties imposed, this could lend an entirely new meaning to "Silent, but deadly"
To: rightwingintelligentsia
“Do you mind if I smoke”?
No, do you mind if I fart?
I quit once, for a year. But, I gained a lot of weight......
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posted on
01/28/2011 2:47:08 PM PST
by
CalvaryJohn
(What is keeping that damned asteroid?)
To: Constitution Day
No, no, no! Horses fart, men pass gas and women merely smile enigmatically.
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posted on
01/28/2011 2:48:50 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: rightwingintelligentsia
So they beat out California.......
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posted on
01/28/2011 2:50:07 PM PST
by
Hot Tabasco
(The only thing Super Glue is good for is gluing your fingers together.....)
To: rightwingintelligentsia; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
"First they came for the farters, and I did not speak up because I was holding my nose..."
[Thanks to ADemocratNoMore for the tails-heads-up!]
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posted on
01/28/2011 6:26:04 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
When farting is outlawed, only outlaws will fart.Wanna bet?
Midgets will appreciate this law; especially if it is a felony to fart in an elevator.
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posted on
01/28/2011 6:34:55 PM PST
by
Eaker
(In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. Albert Einstein)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
To: rightwingintelligentsia
As long as they don’t outlaw women farding in cars, it’ll be OK.
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posted on
01/28/2011 7:18:51 PM PST
by
Springman
(Rest In Peace YaYa123 and Bahbah.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I heard about this today, and thought of you. ;o)
Thank you for the very expected ping. You didn’t let me down! lol
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posted on
01/29/2011 12:01:48 AM PST
by
dixiechick2000
("First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Gandhi)
To: Slings and Arrows
Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time...
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posted on
01/29/2011 5:50:14 AM PST
by
paulycy
(Liberals suck all the joy out of America. Let's make them stop.)
To: paulycy
Doesn’t pass the smell test.
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posted on
01/29/2011 6:00:41 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: dixiechick2000
Much like hot gas, I rise to the occasion.
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posted on
01/29/2011 6:03:10 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
01/29/2011 6:04:20 AM PST
by
paulycy
(Liberals suck all the joy out of America. Let's make them stop.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I guess Mr Ditter better cancel that African hunting trip he has planned.
(An African jail has got to be horrible but just think about being locked in there with a bunch of gassy farters!)
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posted on
01/29/2011 6:11:52 AM PST
by
Ditter
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I guess Moo-chelle won't be vacationing in Africa anytime soon.
You just KNOW that big ol' fat ass is capable of some felony ASSault.
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posted on
01/29/2011 6:20:42 AM PST
by
PalmettoMason
(It's easy being a menace to society when WAY OVER half the population is happy being sheep.)
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