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Harold Camping: Rapture Rescheduled for October 21, Twitter Laughs On
webpronews ^ | 24 May 2011 | Josh Walford

Posted on 05/24/2011 10:56:12 AM PDT by Cronos

The “flabbergasted” biblical numerologist Harold Camping has emerged from seclusion and addressed the world about the still impending rapture

...last night, the 89-year-old fake prophet announced that the rapture was far from cancelled – but simply postponed. More specifically, he was not off on the dates. May 21st marked a more “spiritual” beginning of the end, and in five months the real end will come.

...Camping, as quoted in the San Francisco Chronicle:

“Were not changing a date at all; we’re just learning that we have to be a little more spiritual about this. But on Oct. 21, the world will be destroyed. It won’t be five months of destruction. It will come at once.

We don’t need to talk about it anymore. The world has been warned – my it has been warned. We have done our share and the media picked it up. The world has been warned that it is under judgment.”

(Excerpt) Read more at webpronews.com ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Religion
KEYWORDS: camping; haroldcamping; nexttimeforsure; presbyterian; quitdigging; solascriptura; thistimeforsure
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you have been warned. For all of those who want to get rid of their money and possessions, I offer my services in taking care of these. Just sign them over to me and I won't charge you a penny..
1 posted on 05/24/2011 10:56:19 AM PDT by Cronos
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To: Cronos

Would someone tell this mental patient to just STFU already?? Some people just don’t know when to stop digging their holes even deeper. He makes all of us Christians look bad with his nuttery.


2 posted on 05/24/2011 11:03:47 AM PDT by MissesBush
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To: Cronos

“But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone.”

Matthew 24:36.

Kamping has selective memory.


3 posted on 05/24/2011 11:03:52 AM PDT by ZULU (Lindsey Graham is a nanometrical pustule of pusillanimous putrescence)
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To: Cronos

What time on the 21st?

I have an appointment for a haircut at 3:00PM and I need to know if I should change the appointment time.


4 posted on 05/24/2011 11:04:19 AM PDT by JBR34
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To: Cronos

Camping is like a globalist warmer. Prove his data wrong, and he springs right back with more wrong data. In this case, it’s the same data re-crunched through his delusion calculator.


5 posted on 05/24/2011 11:05:04 AM PDT by pallis
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To: Cronos
Hmmm, let's see if I can do a little of this numerology thing:

Loius Farrakhan - obsessed with the number 19
Harold Camping - seemingly obsessed with the number 21

21-19 = 2 absolute morons

Wow! Numerology is not only easy, but it really works!

6 posted on 05/24/2011 11:05:15 AM PDT by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
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To: JBR34

You probably shouldn’t get your hair cut just before the rapture — Jesus might not recognize you... ...unless you think that could work to your benefit...


7 posted on 05/24/2011 11:08:10 AM PDT by WayneS ("I hope you know this will go down on your PERMANENT record...")
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To: Cronos

Who, exactly, is sending money to this dip-sh1t?

(Not you, Cronos — I was referring to Mr. Camping. I’m okay with people sending you their money and possessions — as long as I can get a finder’s fee on those I refer to you.)


8 posted on 05/24/2011 11:13:18 AM PDT by WayneS ("I hope you know this will go down on your PERMANENT record...")
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To: Cronos

The 21st is no good for me. Can we make it the 25th?


9 posted on 05/24/2011 11:13:47 AM PDT by mbynack (Retired USAF SMSgt)
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To: mbynack

No worries, just send in your money to me now ;-P


10 posted on 05/24/2011 11:18:46 AM PDT by Cronos (Libspeak: "Yes there is proof. And no, for the sake of privacy I am not posting it here.")
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To: mbynack

Done!!!!!


11 posted on 05/24/2011 11:19:45 AM PDT by joe fonebone (Project Gunwalker, this will make watergate look like the warm up band......)
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To: WayneS

Finder’s fee? Ok, I’ll keep 58%, you get 57% and FR gets 72%? Sound fair to you (I’m using Camping’s numerology book to count — noo counting eshtyle!)


12 posted on 05/24/2011 11:19:57 AM PDT by Cronos (Libspeak: "Yes there is proof. And no, for the sake of privacy I am not posting it here.")
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To: WayneS

Maybe you should shave your head. Less wind resistence, so you’ll go faster, get to heaven quicker.


13 posted on 05/24/2011 11:21:32 AM PDT by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: Cronos

I wouldn’t be surprised if a “Heaven’s Gate” like scenario occurred with Camping and some of his followers.


14 posted on 05/24/2011 11:27:14 AM PDT by StormEye
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To: Cronos

I wonder what the date will be after October 21 passes by...


15 posted on 05/24/2011 11:27:43 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: Cronos

It’s a DEAL!


16 posted on 05/24/2011 11:49:33 AM PDT by WayneS ("I hope you know this will go down on your PERMANENT record...")
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To: mbynack

The 25th doesn’t work for me....

...but the 28th would be okay. Maybe... ...early afternoon?

Shall I have my people call your people.


17 posted on 05/24/2011 11:51:14 AM PDT by WayneS ("I hope you know this will go down on your PERMANENT record...")
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To: COBOL2Java
I wonder what the date will be after October 21 passes by.

hey, Cobol to Java -- check the coding ;-P

18 posted on 05/24/2011 11:51:26 AM PDT by Cronos (Libspeak: "Yes there is proof. And no, for the sake of privacy I am not posting it here.")
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To: COBOL2Java

October 22?

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OH! You meant the new date for the rapture... sorry about that!


19 posted on 05/24/2011 11:52:24 AM PDT by WayneS ("I hope you know this will go down on your PERMANENT record...")
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To: Cronos

I hope it happens before that date.


20 posted on 05/24/2011 12:04:33 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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