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President Barack Obama To Win Landslide Re-Election in 2012
Kim Kardashian was a household word back then? Who knew!
I just heard of her a few weeks ago. I’m going back under my rock now.
No matter when it was written Allen C is a deranged liberal AH
Alan Colmes masturbatory fantasy about Obama coasting to re-election is both amusing and pathetic. The article is out of date now, but I suspect Colmes will continue his self-delusional rants until next November. However, there are a lot of Rats already abandoning Obama and that trend will only accelerate as the economy continues to suffer under Hussein’s mismanagement.
You mean this hasn’t been scrubbed from his website before now? Love it.
Well, I think we have just established that William K. Wulfrum (whoever the heck that is) is probably the dumbest person on the face of the earth, and that includes the entire cast of Jackass (both living and dead).
Not even Dick Morris has ever had so many predictions all be completely wrong in one place.
“just a way to wile away the hours between the next Lindsay Lohan and/or Kim Kardashian news”
So now we know what’s important to Colmes.
Good find. It brought a smile to my face.
Alan Colmes is a consummate idiot and broken glass FUBO synchopant. Colmes makes Bob Beckel look somewhat rational ... pretty hard to do
I’d love to shove this into his Skeletor Faced mouth and make him eat every piece of paper. Maybe add a little mayonnaise to help him swallow it.
HA-HA-HA!
if unemployment numbers are less than 9%
Umm... nope. Still 9.1%.
Just to come off as slightly topical, let me add my prediction for the 2010 Congress races. About 93 percent of incumbents will keep their jobs.
Brilliant! And not even close.
I count three strikes.
If he didn’t win a landslide the first time, he certainly won’t the second time. The last democrat to win a landslide was LBJ and there had been an assasination and the demonization of the republican candidate and all the pro-government waves going in his direction.
Bill Clinton got 49% of the vote and less states than his first election.
Obama won’t get Indiana, Ohio, Virginia or North Carolina this time. He’ll likely lose Florida and New Hampshire. Colorado, Nevada, and Wisconsin are on the brink and his polls are dropping in Pennsylvania and New York.
You can put the numbers together for a victory, maybe, but not a landslide.
What’s more likely is that he’ll be thrown out of office in a landslide of 1980 proportions.
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I’m writing this yesterday at this time... Saints will beat the Packers 34 to 10
The GOP candidate will have to really amass a true landslide to overcome this fraud.
I'm afraid that if the obvious fraud is declared a winner there will be many people saying, “lock and load.”
Where is Nelson Muntz from the Simpsons? This deserves a big HA HA!
And Colmes has a face for radio.
Oops.