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Prime Minister Stephen Harper Will Never Let Canada Become A Safe Haven For Zombies Says John Baird
Ottawa Citizen ^
| February 13, 2013
| David Pugliese
Posted on 02/13/2013 8:50:11 PM PST by DogByte6RER
Prime Minister Stephen Harper Will Never Let Canada Become A Safe Haven For Zombies Says John Baird
The NDP’s Pat Martin raised the question Tuesday about how the government was prepared for an attack from zombies and he actually got an answer.
“I rise today to salute the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta and the province of Quebec for putting in place emergency measures to deal with the possibility of an invasion of zombies,” Martin said. “I do not need to tell you, Mr. Speaker, that zombies do not recognize borders and that a zombie invasion in the United States could easily turn into a continent wide pandemic if it is not contained.”
He continued: “On behalf of concerned Canadians everywhere, I want to ask the Minister of Foreign Affairs – is he working with his American counterparts to develop an international zombie strategy, so that a zombie invasion does not turn into a zombie apocalypse?
Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird replied: “I want to assure the member and all Canadians that I am dead-icated to ensuring that this never happens. I want to say categorically to this member and through him to all Canadians that under the leadership of this Prime Minister Canada will never become a safe haven for zombies, ever.”
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Humor; Miscellaneous; Science; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: atlanta; bordercontrol; canada; cdc; napl; obamazombies; quebec; safehaven; stephenharper; undead; walkingdead; worldwarz; zday; zombie; zombieapocalypse; zombies
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Canada had better beef up its southern border security ... we're swamped with them down here in the U.S.!
To: DogByte6RER
I wish Stephen Harper were our President. Obama actually encourages zombies to take refuge in the US.
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posted on
02/13/2013 8:59:30 PM PST
by
Hoodat
("As for God, His way is perfect" - Psalm 18:30)
The first border jumper into Canada ...
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posted on
02/13/2013 9:00:17 PM PST
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER; RandallFlagg
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posted on
02/13/2013 9:02:22 PM PST
by
Doomonyou
(Let them eat Lead.)
To: DogByte6RER
Harper recognizes a threat when he see’s one.
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posted on
02/13/2013 9:03:04 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: DogByte6RER
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posted on
02/13/2013 9:06:29 PM PST
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Hoodat
("As for God, His way is perfect" - Psalm 18:30)
To: DogByte6RER
Yeah, sure. But if you let them build one mosque, er, crypt, you have already lost because they replicate.
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posted on
02/13/2013 9:06:40 PM PST
by
MestaMachine
(Sometimes the smartest man in the room is standing in the midst of imbeciles.)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
02/13/2013 9:24:17 PM PST
by
Old Sarge
(We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
To: DogByte6RER
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posted on
02/13/2013 9:27:41 PM PST
by
Old Sarge
(We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
To: DogByte6RER
Vietnam War...HELLO Canada? Zombies invaded you a long time ago.
To: DogByte6RER
I don’t think zombies would last in Canada. They would be frozen stiff(s).
To: DogByte6RER
I was in the Calgary area with the wife for about four days in 2011, and I can truthfully say zombies caused us very few problems. They forced us to put gravy on our french fries, but that was about it.
To: DogByte6RER
{singing:} “Oh, Can-I-die?
My human-ate-of land...”
If the zombies killed a Canadian cop and hung the head on a wall, would it be a Royal Canadian mounted police?
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02/14/2013 6:37:32 AM PST
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Chad N. Freud
(FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
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To: Old Sarge
Why didn't you ping me to this thread? You know I have the solution to ward off ZOMBIES. Just sprinkle broccoli around your house - no one likes that, not even ZOMBIES. They will go somewhere else, like your neighbors.
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02/14/2013 8:41:53 PM PST
by
Marcella
(Prepping can save your life today. Going Galt is freedom.)
To: Marcella
A small but fixable oversight, darlin’...
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02/15/2013 5:12:06 AM PST
by
Old Sarge
(We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
To: DogByte6RER
Too cold for zombies up there, isn’t it?
To: martin_fierro; Squawk 8888; Darksheare
Thanks for the ping Martin.
I’m still glad you’re not dead. :-)
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02/15/2013 4:08:06 PM PST
by
fanfan
("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
To: DogByte6RER; Slings and Arrows; Clive; exg; Alberta's Child; albertabound; AntiKev; backhoe; ...
To all- please ping me to Canadian topics.
Canada Non-Ping!
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02/15/2013 4:19:17 PM PST
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Squawk 8888
(True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar, Strong and Free!)
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The Canadian zombies are the polite ones.
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02/15/2013 8:49:20 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Canada had better beef up its southern border security ... we're swamped with them down here in the U.S.!