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"Wow, Kenya? ... Who knew?"
1 posted on 02/15/2013 7:47:22 PM PST by Netizen
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See, if we look really really close, we can see the money that the government will let you keep someday when you grow up.


2 posted on 02/15/2013 7:50:05 PM PST by JaguarXKE (Welcome to the new America.)
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“Now pretend those ants are bitter clingers.”


3 posted on 02/15/2013 7:50:27 PM PST by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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You didn't built that bug collection.
4 posted on 02/15/2013 7:51:12 PM PST by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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Wait a minute. This is not a mirror!


5 posted on 02/15/2013 7:52:46 PM PST by real saxophonist (You can't take the sky from me)
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Mirror, mirror tell me true. How many more Americans can I screw?


6 posted on 02/15/2013 7:55:15 PM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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Comrade obama tries out his new portable teleprompter.


7 posted on 02/15/2013 7:55:20 PM PST by clearcarbon
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This mirror isn't working...

8 posted on 02/15/2013 7:58:41 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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“Whoa... Michele really is a man, who knew? I’m kind of impressed.”


9 posted on 02/15/2013 8:02:18 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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“Hmmmpf....that’s what’s left of your freedom. I must have missed that.”

“Hmmmm, that may be your future.”

“Hmmmm, yes, that’s not a booger, that’s what’s left of the GOP’s __________”


10 posted on 02/15/2013 8:05:09 PM PST by haffast (Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. -Abe Lincoln)
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“Your forged credentials are almost as good as mine.”


11 posted on 02/15/2013 8:06:40 PM PST by clearcarbon
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Hey! How come my Brilliance does`t ignite the paper?
Hey! How do you use focus these binoculars?
I know there`s a pony in there somewhere.
I can see Russia from here.
Does this make my ego look bigger?
This is how green solar power will heat your houses, kids!


12 posted on 02/15/2013 8:08:21 PM PST by bunkerhill7 ("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Marchione.)
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Never let anyone put you under a magnifying glass, kids. They might discover something.
Confucius say man with magnifying glass appear bigger than normal.


13 posted on 02/15/2013 8:11:20 PM PST by bunkerhill7 ("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Marchione.)
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Confucius say man who holds magnifying glass wrong way is optical illusion

Why is the print so small on Obummercare?


14 posted on 02/15/2013 8:17:58 PM PST by bunkerhill7 ("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Marchione.)
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Oh!! So that`s where Benghazi is!


15 posted on 02/15/2013 8:19:45 PM PST by bunkerhill7 ("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Marchione.)
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Sorry !! We don`t tutor white kids here!


16 posted on 02/15/2013 8:21:12 PM PST by bunkerhill7 ("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Marchione.)
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Hey Kid! You`re pointing your finger like a gun at me! You`re under arrest for trying to assassinate the President of the United States!


17 posted on 02/15/2013 8:24:14 PM PST by bunkerhill7 ("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Marchione.)
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“So that’s the size of Michelle’s food program for schools.”


18 posted on 02/15/2013 8:40:04 PM PST by teacherwoes ("I saw under the sun in the place of judgment wickedness, and in the place of justice iniquity.")
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What do you mean you can’t see your lunch? It’s right there...


19 posted on 02/15/2013 8:50:48 PM PST by GizzyGirl
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Wow, I look through this and things appear bigger. Who’d a thought?


20 posted on 02/15/2013 8:51:35 PM PST by Huskrrrr
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The Kenyan thought it was a new generation teleprompter.

For which he has not seen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNEMj2I8eYI


21 posted on 02/15/2013 9:21:08 PM PST by quantim (Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
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