[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Why doesn’t she give her son a T-shirt that says “Got milk?”

(and on the back, “My mom does”).

[5thGenTexan]

I grew up in a town where a family with the surname "Utter" owned a dairy. On the front of the shirt, it said "Utter Family Diary" and the address. On the back, it said "See Utter Side".

In the non-PC days of old, everyone who had one wore it to High School; boys and girls alike.