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Family forced to flee home after deadly South American spiders start hatching out of Sainsbury’s bananas

1 posted on 11/05/2013 8:45:45 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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DANG!


2 posted on 11/05/2013 8:46:11 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Major brain damage at UMES, but no property damage!)
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I hate it when that happens.


3 posted on 11/05/2013 8:47:10 PM PST by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Is the convulsions if the mammals bite the spiders or the other way around?


5 posted on 11/05/2013 8:50:28 PM PST by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com/2013/10/04/nicolae-hussein-obama/)
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Sounds like the beginning of a SyFy channel CGI-monster-of-the-week movie.


6 posted on 11/05/2013 8:50:41 PM PST by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I always rinse my bananas off just as soon as I get them home because I don’t like fruit flies. Probably works on spiders too.


7 posted on 11/05/2013 8:51:11 PM PST by Slyfox (Satan's goal is to rub out the image of God he sees in the face of every human.)
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Belafonte’s Fault.


8 posted on 11/05/2013 8:51:44 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Day-o, day-ay-ay-o.


9 posted on 11/05/2013 8:52:02 PM PST by MUDDOG
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Oh I’m the type of arachnid
That can never settle down,
I’m the wanderer, the wanderer—
I wander ‘round and ‘round and ‘round and ‘round.

Thank you. Thank you very much.


10 posted on 11/05/2013 8:53:02 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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11 posted on 11/05/2013 8:53:06 PM PST by EEGator
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Arachniphobia!


12 posted on 11/05/2013 8:54:02 PM PST by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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I wonder how a Brazilian Wandering Spider ends up in a Columbian Fair Trade banana.


13 posted on 11/05/2013 8:54:12 PM PST by ToastedHead
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Sorry, I thought this was about today’s election results.


14 posted on 11/05/2013 8:54:54 PM PST by Pajamajan (Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait. Do it today.)
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RUN AWAY !!


15 posted on 11/05/2013 8:56:10 PM PST by Delta 21 (Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

That’s just a little bonus for buying free trade bananas.

I don’t know what they mean by “hatching out.” I think there are some spiders where there will be 100’s of already hatched baby spiders that will ride around on momma spider’s back though.


16 posted on 11/05/2013 8:58:59 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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:-)


17 posted on 11/05/2013 9:01:33 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless Americad)
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a bunch of Sainsbury’s bananas.

Sure. Somebody's going to sue. I NEVER believe ANY of these stories anymore.

18 posted on 11/05/2013 9:16:12 PM PST by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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Might be deadly rare spiders.

Better give us a lot of money...


19 posted on 11/05/2013 9:27:32 PM PST by ifinnegan
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They send the Brazilians money, and the Brazilians send them deadly spiders. So THAT is how this “fairtrade” stuff works!


21 posted on 11/05/2013 9:46:51 PM PST by Boogieman
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Did they throw the bananas out????


23 posted on 11/05/2013 9:52:51 PM PST by Uncle Chip
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28 posted on 11/05/2013 10:15:35 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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