[longhorn too]

Nope, never met Kerry but did get to see lovely Vietnam in 1972.

[Steely Tom]

Oh, that's a shame.

I don't think he was actually there very long, truth be told. Kind of a quick in-and-out, you know. He's pretty good at that.

[Still Thinking]

Shoot, Al! It'll probably raise your IQ 20 points and cure those nasty emotional issues!