Please. I ate some bran cereal this morning with milk and farted by way through the day, so therefore, I will not get cancer, heart attack, stokes, arthritis, or dementia.
Plus, I also adjusted the idle on my carburetor and didn't fall over from a heart attack. Therefore, my carburetor is a life giving mechanism. Want to buy my old tri-power carbs? Think 3 times as good for your health.
Fart on the carbs first and sell them as immortality machines.
How about striking a match and putting it out? Will that work, too?