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Frustrated husband creates spreadsheet detailing reasons why his wife would not have sex
The Daily Mail ^ | 21 July 2014 | Richard Spillett

Posted on 07/21/2014 9:55:20 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican

A spreadsheet that a man emailed his wife detailing her reasons for turning him down for sex has been shared by thousands of people online.

For a whole month, the 26-year-old sexually-frustrated husband jotted down every response from his other half when he asked her for intimacy.

He then collated the information and put it into an Excel document before cruelly emailing her as she arrived at an airport ahead of a ten-day business trip.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: excel; excuses; lists; napl; nottonight
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1 posted on 07/21/2014 9:55:20 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: MinorityRepublican

Man-up Dude, and tell her, not us!


2 posted on 07/21/2014 9:57:21 PM PDT by Graewoulf (Democrats' Obamacare Socialist Health Insur. Tax violates U.S. Constitution AND Anti-Trust Law.)
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To: MinorityRepublican

Your linky stinky!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2699651/Not-tonight-dear-I-m-tried-gross-sick-drunk-Frustrated-husband-creates-spreadsheet-detailing-different-reasons-wife-not-sex-him.html


3 posted on 07/21/2014 9:59:39 PM PDT by Jim from C-Town (The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
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To: MinorityRepublican

Interesting how many of the posts are either “I ate too much” or “I’m sweaty and gross”.

I suspect there’s more afoot here, btw. Were I the guy, I would at least contemplate the possibility that the missus might be one or more of the following: A) Frigid. B) Gay. C) Sleeping with somebody else.


4 posted on 07/21/2014 10:04:33 PM PDT by DemforBush (Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco.)
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To: MinorityRepublican

Of course, if he ever refused to pony up for her shopping, there’d be worse than spread sheets hitting the fan.


5 posted on 07/21/2014 10:04:39 PM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: MinorityRepublican

Las Vegas or divorce, dude. If she’s this disinterested now, it ain’t gonna get better 5 or 10 years down the line.


6 posted on 07/21/2014 10:04:53 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: DemforBush

The answer was ‘yes’ 3 times in one month. A couple of my friends (they are a bit older) would consider that frequent. :)


7 posted on 07/21/2014 10:08:00 PM PDT by Right Brother
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If it was C. then he’s notice she is dressing better,
fixing her hair, wearing make-up and seemingly happier.
Do not ask me how I know.


8 posted on 07/21/2014 10:09:19 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Right Brother

Ah, you are correct. I misread some of the dates.


9 posted on 07/21/2014 10:10:09 PM PDT by DemforBush (Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco.)
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To: MinorityRepublican

He asks too much ick


10 posted on 07/21/2014 10:10:26 PM PDT by yldstrk ( My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: MinorityRepublican

Both of these people are just broken.

Anyone that would make such matters public needs a good ass kicking.

And she certainly seems to be no prize.

I have my flaws...everyone does. But this couple...Oy Vey!


11 posted on 07/21/2014 10:11:18 PM PDT by Bobalu (Israel is the most long-suffering and peace loving nation on Earth.)
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"I'm sweaty and gross"

Shouldn't he be the judge of that?

12 posted on 07/21/2014 10:15:53 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (I never thought anyone could make Jimmy Carter look good in comparisons)
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To: Graewoulf
Man-up Dude, and tell her, not us!

for some bizarre reason, she posted it on the internet... so weird... she seems awful... run, Joe, run...

13 posted on 07/21/2014 10:16:17 PM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: Bobalu
Anyone that would make such matters public needs a good ass kicking.

the thing is, he didn't make it public... she did...

14 posted on 07/21/2014 10:17:24 PM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: MinorityRepublican

I’m more disgusted that she would go to the gym and not shower before bed! Gross


15 posted on 07/21/2014 10:19:06 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: MinorityRepublican

The article is said to be written by a Mr. Richard Spillett. Question: Is the writer also the frustrated husband we just read about? “I’m posting this story, not for me, but for a friend.”


16 posted on 07/21/2014 10:22:43 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: MinorityRepublican

An Excel spreadsheet. Now there is a turnoff.


17 posted on 07/21/2014 10:23:29 PM PDT by Flick Lives ("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
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To: MinorityRepublican

It appears he didn’t try very hard to be irresistible.


18 posted on 07/21/2014 10:24:20 PM PDT by greatvikingone
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To: Right Brother

He’s 26, assuming she’s about the same age, there is something seriously wrong with their relationship.

First, he is hurting from the constant rejection. Even in a relationship, it’s like asking women out and being told no as a single guy. It’s actually worse in many ways since the woman you love is rejecting you.

Second, it’s pretty clear she isn’t getting much out of the sex. He’s probably a roll over and go to sleep kind of “lover.”

They both need to grow up and pay attention to what each other needs, physically and emotionally.


19 posted on 07/21/2014 10:24:43 PM PDT by MediaMole
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If she was going on a ten-day business trip, it’s highly likely she pays for her own shopping expeditions. And what about him? What makes him so attractive and irresistable?


20 posted on 07/21/2014 10:25:57 PM PDT by informavoracious (Open your eyes, people!)
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