Man accidentally texts his probation officer asking for weed

Fox News ^ | October 24, 2014 | Mike Flacy

[Stoat]

"....Cross sent a text message to his probation officer which read “You have some weed?”

Upon receiving the text message, the probation officer notified local police and a search warrant was issued for Cross’s residence. Upon the execution of the search warrant, Albany police discovered a bag of cocaine in the possession of Cross...."

(edit)

"....Cross was arrested shortly after and sent back to prison. He received one additional year in prison for violating the terms of his probation as well as another year for the drug possession."

[Stoat]

[Stoat]

Would you happen to know who is managing the "Too Stupid To Be Allowed To Own A Cell Phone" Pinglist?

[Sasparilla]

Poster child for “Dope.”

[Dr. Ursus]

Who among us haven’t”.................

[MarDav]

Man, the current crop of weed must be exceptionally powerful these days.

[Stoat]

Poster child for “Dope.”

Indeed.  Here's another:

[Stoat]

Who among us haven’t”.................

My excuse is that stoat paws don't lend themselves to texting....keys are too small  ;-) 

[Joe 6-pack]

[Stoat]

Man, the current crop of weed must be exceptionally powerful these days.

 

I hear it will turn you into something like this if you're not careful:

 

[RegulatorCountry]

LOL, that’s so bad it goes full circle and becomes art. What the heck is it? She doesn’t really look Japanese. Have Koreans done low budget sci-fi?

[Stoat]

[Stoat]

LOL, that’s so bad it goes full circle and becomes art. What the heck is it? She doesn’t really look Japanese. Have Koreans done low budget sci-fi?

 

I can't tell you where it came from or any specifics about it, sorry.  It rolled down the hill and into the stoatputer some years ago and has been creating havoc ever since  ;-) 

[MarDav]

Yup...Something like that almost happened to me once back in the ‘70’s when I was young and stupid. Fortunately, the level of THC in the pot back then was only enough to make the music sound good (sometimes, REAL good ; > }

[Stoat]

Yup...Something like that almost happened to me once back in the ‘70’s when I was young and stupid. Fortunately, the level of THC in the pot back then was only enough to make the music sound good (sometimes, REAL good ; > }

 

Sometimes the music can be 'too' good though  ;-) 

 

 

[MarDav]

Not funny. That little boy grew up to be a serial killer. It was during the late 1970’s when disco was in full swing. His first victims were found stomped to death in an alley behind [the now defunct] Studio 57 disco (located, not coincidentally, at the corner of 53rd and Gene Kelley drive in San Bernadino, California)

[RegulatorCountry]

I found it, lol. It’s from a 70’s Japanese television series called “Android Kikader.” Season 1, episode 24, “Pink Armadillo - Sinister Temptress.”

http://youtu.be/zdK2mOT3oJA

The sound track adds oh so much more to the weirdness, and you get to see what happens to the truck driver.

[Stoat]

OMG THANK YOU! That is just amazing. I wuv da intermets!

[Jack Hydrazine]

Nothing gets more weird with the Japanese than Female Ninja Magic: Vagina Bubbles From Hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfYmTJYdeTw

[Patriot Babe]

No doubt that he used his obolaphone to text.

[Stoat]

No doubt that he used his obolaphone to text.

 

Word.

 

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