Frenchman develops pills to make flatulence smell of roses

The Telegraph ^ | November 25, 2014 | Rory Mulholland

[Cry if I Wanna]

A Frenchman has developed a range of pills aimed at making people’s flatulence smell sweeter - of chocolate or of roses - which he says will make the perfect Christmas present.

The 65-year-old artist and inventor says his pills are aimed at easing indigestion and are made of 100 percent natural ingredients such as fennel, seaweed and blueberries.

[ozzymandus]

Just cut back on the stinky cheese.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

What a gas!

[Interesting Times]

Ben Franklin would be pleased.

[EandH Dad]

If farts don’t stink, how can the deaf enjoy them too?

[red-dawg]

No need. Mine already smell like roses.

[TurboZamboni]

I beg your pardon. I never promised you a fart garden.

[clearcarbon]

He is best remembered for the trail of half-eaten roses left behind.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Obozo already thinks his farts don’t stink. And so do most of his sycophantic followers.

[dfwgator]

[tapatio]

I could have used these last night!

[Textide]

Next up for the crack French scientists: B.O. and bad-breath.

[TruthWillWin]

Problem is only the person taking the pill thinks their farts don’t stink.

[LibWhacker]

The French care about stinky? I don’t think so.

[Don Corleone]

Takes all the fun out of farting.

[RegulatorCountry]

Flatuscents™

[kosciusko51]

Sounds like "Smug Alert!" from South Park

[william clark]

I want a case for my dog.

[Boogieman]

Hmm. I’ve observed, as have others, that your own farts don’t actually smell that bad, to you at least. So how would you know if this man’s pills actually worked? I guess you would need a test sniffer!

[Vaquero]

It’s made to smell like that on purpose. That’s why they call it sh**. You don’t want to hang around after you smell it. If you’re fooled into staying by a masked odor...you can blame a Frenchman