"..we used to hang out at the train station because we like da smell of public urine....but then Nadine picked up an infection on the big toe of her right foot, and da pus smelled like BK's rib sammich so we would much rather be here"
Posted on 03/21/2015 8:55:21 AM PDT by DeaconBenjamin
Vegetarians look away. If you've ever craved the smell of fast food all day long, Burger King has come up with the ultimate solution with the launch of a new burger-scented cologne.
The cologne will supposedly imitate the signature aroma of the Whopper Burger, which consists of 100 per cent flame-grilled beef, freshly sliced onions, lettuce and mayonnaise.
The scent, which has been named Flame-Grilled, is set to be launched by Burger King Japan on 1 April 2015.
There will also supposedly be a one day promotion, whereby every customer will receive a free Whopper Burger with their purchased perfume bottle.
It's apt that the release of the perfume would fall on 1 April (April Fools' Day), and many have speculated that the 'launch' is in fact a global practical joke.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
Please note the date of release. Now, however if Hoppes #9 came out with a cologne...
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GREAT I cant wait to get my hands on a barrel of the stuff.
I know just which neighborhoods to wear it in....
the VEGANS...around here will never knew what hit em!!
There is another thread here from early this morning that linked a video about “Vegans and other horrible people.”
Can’t find it right now, but it is a real hoot.
Stay away from pit bulls.
What about Bacon perfume, by Homer Simpson Mmmmmm......bacon.....
"..we used to hang out at the train station because we like da smell of public urine....but then Nadine picked up an infection on the big toe of her right foot, and da pus smelled like BK's rib sammich so we would much rather be here"
April Fools joking aside, something like this would drive the vegans absolutely crazy. Imagine the advertising for a product like that? The militant vegetarians and their animal rights buddies would be protesting this day and night.
I’m at a buffet right now. Thanks for the picture. I’ve stayed in the salad section.
If I wore cologne, Fast Food Restaurant smell would not be something that I would wear.
Unfortunately, the IRS would start taxing the people working there for the free fringe benefit of stinking like BK...
Everything insults moslems! The sun coming up insults them, the sun setting insults them, a sunny day, a cloudy day, a rainy day, a snowy day; EVERYTHING insults them, especially whomever does not believe their profit (spelled this way on purpose).
If they are insulted by such a fragrance, good!
/johnny
slightly different take. what about buttered popcorn?
Cheaper to dump a tub of the real thing down your shirt. :)
Maybe Starbucks should’ve announced their bright idea on April Fools Day so they could’ve backed out of it if it turned out to be ridiculed. Apparently they never considered that would happen.
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