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Turkish Religious Body Issues Fatwa Allowing Muslims to Use Toilet Paper
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| 7 Apr 2015
| Mary Chastain
Posted on 04/08/2015 6:36:03 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono
Every Reformation has to begin somewhere.
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posted on
04/08/2015 6:36:56 AM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: JoeProBono
Just more roll playing.
The next Shi’ite fatwa will claim that Allah decrees the paper should roll on the outside, which will make Sunnis declare that it should roll on the inside...
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posted on
04/08/2015 6:39:14 AM PDT
by
chajin
("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
To: JoeProBono
What they never used Toilet Paper before? ewwwww They shouldn’t have any problems if they were living in Valenzuela.
To: Texas Eagle
Every Reformation has to begin somewhere.LOL
?This one begins in the toilet. My expectation is it will remain in the toilet.
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posted on
04/08/2015 6:41:33 AM PDT
by
Louis Foxwell
(This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
To: JoeProBono
Maybe they could put their crescent moon symbol on the outhouse door... oh wait.
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posted on
04/08/2015 6:42:55 AM PDT
by
rdl6989
To: JoeProBono
What a filthy religion.
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posted on
04/08/2015 6:43:39 AM PDT
by
zlala
(Thank you for the ultimate sacrifice Capt. Aaron R. Blanchard, KIA 4-23-13, Pul-E-Alam, Afghanistan.)
To: JoeProBono
Well this will save a lot of shower curtains!
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posted on
04/08/2015 6:44:09 AM PDT
by
capt. norm
(Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.)
To: JoeProBono
Do they use soap, or just plain water? Wouldn’t disease be a big problem?
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posted on
04/08/2015 6:44:45 AM PDT
by
olepap
(Your old Pappy)
To: JoeProBono
No wonder they are so cranky!
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posted on
04/08/2015 6:46:47 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: JoeProBono
Turkish Religious Body Issues Fatwa Allowing Muslims to Use Charlie Hebdo Muhammed cartoon Toilet Paper
ther fixed it
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posted on
04/08/2015 6:49:48 AM PDT
by
bunkerhill7
("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione."))))
To: JoeProBono
Islam is a system of control / rules. Socialism masquerading as a religion. It is an attempt to enslave the human spirit by stamping out every last ounce of freedom in favor of laws and legalism.
To: JoeProBono
They’re now allowed to use toilet paper, as long as it’s not a ‘fat wad’ .....
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posted on
04/08/2015 6:51:07 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Humpday BUMPty)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
04/08/2015 6:52:02 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: JoeProBono
When a Muslim enters the bathroom, one should say the Audhu (istiadha) and Basmala and then recite the prayer Allahumma innee aoodhu bika minal khubthi wal khabaa-ith, which means O Allah! I seek refuge in you from male and female noxious beings (devils or evil Jinn). The person must enter the bathroom with ones left foot and exit with ones right foot. No one should face or have ones back toward the qibla (direction of prayer the Kaba in Mecca) when urinating or defecating.
"When you gotta go, you gotta go."
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posted on
04/08/2015 6:52:41 AM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
To: Louis Foxwell
96 feces instead of 96 theses nailed to the mosque door.
CC
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posted on
04/08/2015 6:54:37 AM PDT
by
Celtic Conservative
(Sufficient unto the day are the troubles therof)
To: Patriot Babe
No...I told this to some Germans I met some years ago, and they didn’t believe me. Funny...because Turks are something like 10% of the population in Germany.
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posted on
04/08/2015 6:54:48 AM PDT
by
gr8eman
(Don't waste your energy trying to understand commies. Use it to defeat them!)
To: taxcontrol
Oddly, from the Trilogy (the three books you have to use to be a regular Islamic guy)....there’s probably over 5,000 rules spread over the 1,500 pages of text. All from the year 500 AD era. So you can imagine how confusing it is for the regular guy with a marginal sixth-grade education who swears he’s a Muslim. If you had to pick the toughest religion to adapt to...from scratch, this is it. There’s probably even ten rules just over dogs and having a dog around the house (for example...normally, you can only keep a dog if it’s for guarding property or tending to your livestock...otherwise, it’s generally forbidden).
To: Patriot Babe
What they never used Toilet Paper before?No. An Arab toilet is a hole in the floor and a hose. The left hand is used for cleaning, and washed with the hose. That is why the left hand is considered unclean. You should never touch a muslim with your left hand. That is also why they cut off the right hand for theft.
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posted on
04/08/2015 6:56:16 AM PDT
by
FatherofFive
(Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
To: JoeProBono
Glad to hear about another advancement in Islamic civilization. I guess they’ve now advanced (in part) to the 18th century? You gotta love progress!
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posted on
04/08/2015 6:56:30 AM PDT
by
Perseverando
(In Washington it's common knowledge that Barack Hussein Obama is ineligible to be POTUS.)
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