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Turkish Religious Body Issues Fatwa Allowing Muslims to Use Toilet Paper
breitbart ^ | 7 Apr 2015 | Mary Chastain

Posted on 04/08/2015 6:36:03 AM PDT by JoeProBono

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1 posted on 04/08/2015 6:36:03 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

Every Reformation has to begin somewhere.


2 posted on 04/08/2015 6:36:56 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: JoeProBono

Just more roll playing.

The next Shi’ite fatwa will claim that Allah decrees the paper should roll on the outside, which will make Sunnis declare that it should roll on the inside...


3 posted on 04/08/2015 6:39:14 AM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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What they never used Toilet Paper before? ewwwww They shouldn’t have any problems if they were living in Valenzuela.


4 posted on 04/08/2015 6:40:40 AM PDT by Patriot Babe
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To: Texas Eagle
Every Reformation has to begin somewhere.

LOL

?This one begins in the toilet. My expectation is it will remain in the toilet.

5 posted on 04/08/2015 6:41:33 AM PDT by Louis Foxwell (This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
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To: JoeProBono

Maybe they could put their crescent moon symbol on the outhouse door... oh wait.


6 posted on 04/08/2015 6:42:55 AM PDT by rdl6989
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To: JoeProBono
What a filthy religion.
7 posted on 04/08/2015 6:43:39 AM PDT by zlala (Thank you for the ultimate sacrifice Capt. Aaron R. Blanchard, KIA 4-23-13, Pul-E-Alam, Afghanistan.)
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To: JoeProBono

Well this will save a lot of shower curtains!


8 posted on 04/08/2015 6:44:09 AM PDT by capt. norm (Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.)
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To: JoeProBono

Do they use soap, or just plain water? Wouldn’t disease be a big problem?


9 posted on 04/08/2015 6:44:45 AM PDT by olepap (Your old Pappy)
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To: JoeProBono

No wonder they are so cranky!


10 posted on 04/08/2015 6:46:47 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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Turkish Religious Body Issues Fatwa Allowing Muslims to Use Charlie Hebdo Muhammed cartoon Toilet Paper

ther fixed it


11 posted on 04/08/2015 6:49:48 AM PDT by bunkerhill7 ("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione."))))
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To: JoeProBono

Islam is a system of control / rules. Socialism masquerading as a religion. It is an attempt to enslave the human spirit by stamping out every last ounce of freedom in favor of laws and legalism.


12 posted on 04/08/2015 6:50:17 AM PDT by taxcontrol
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They’re now allowed to use toilet paper, as long as it’s not a ‘fat wad’ .....


13 posted on 04/08/2015 6:51:07 AM PDT by mikrofon (Humpday BUMPty)
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14 posted on 04/08/2015 6:52:02 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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When a Muslim enters the bathroom, “one should say the A’udhu (isti’adha) and Basmala and then recite the prayer ‘Allahumma innee a’oodhu bika minal khubthi wal khabaa-ith,’” which means “O Allah! I seek refuge in you from male and female noxious beings (devils or evil Jinn).” The person must enter the bathroom “with one’s left foot and exit with one’s right foot.” No one should “face or have one’s back toward the qibla (direction of prayer – the Ka’ba in Mecca) when urinating or defecating.”


"When you gotta go, you gotta go."

15 posted on 04/08/2015 6:52:41 AM PDT by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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96 feces instead of 96 theses nailed to the mosque door.

CC


16 posted on 04/08/2015 6:54:37 AM PDT by Celtic Conservative (Sufficient unto the day are the troubles therof)
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To: Patriot Babe

No...I told this to some Germans I met some years ago, and they didn’t believe me. Funny...because Turks are something like 10% of the population in Germany.


17 posted on 04/08/2015 6:54:48 AM PDT by gr8eman (Don't waste your energy trying to understand commies. Use it to defeat them!)
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To: taxcontrol

Oddly, from the Trilogy (the three books you have to use to be a regular Islamic guy)....there’s probably over 5,000 rules spread over the 1,500 pages of text. All from the year 500 AD era. So you can imagine how confusing it is for the regular guy with a marginal sixth-grade education who swears he’s a Muslim. If you had to pick the toughest religion to adapt to...from scratch, this is it. There’s probably even ten rules just over dogs and having a dog around the house (for example...normally, you can only keep a dog if it’s for guarding property or tending to your livestock...otherwise, it’s generally forbidden).


18 posted on 04/08/2015 6:55:49 AM PDT by pepsionice
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What they never used Toilet Paper before?

No. An Arab toilet is a hole in the floor and a hose. The left hand is used for cleaning, and washed with the hose. That is why the left hand is considered unclean. You should never touch a muslim with your left hand. That is also why they cut off the right hand for theft.

19 posted on 04/08/2015 6:56:16 AM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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To: JoeProBono

Glad to hear about another advancement in Islamic civilization. I guess they’ve now advanced (in part) to the 18th century? You gotta love progress!


20 posted on 04/08/2015 6:56:30 AM PDT by Perseverando (In Washington it's common knowledge that Barack Hussein Obama is ineligible to be POTUS.)
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