[fhayek]

Tiger teed off at 1:48. Like any train wreck, you just HAVE to watch.

[Servant of the Cross]

3-putt for bogey on hole #1.

[dfwgator]

How many holes before he drops out?

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

While it's good for ratings, I hope they don't miss any of what is happening at the top of the leader borad because of reporting on every little thing Tiger does.

"We go to Roger Maltbie at the 8th where it seems Tiger may have farted while teeing off."

[BlueStateRightist]

He’ll break 60...on the front 9 (rim shot!)

[GoldnGate]

They Need to change the name of the GolfChannel to “TIger Woods Shrine and Memorial” 100 golfer's and they spend more time tying to rehab Tigers Image ....Kinda like taking a Pen Felt marker and drawing imaginary Threads on Bald TIres.

Oh Oh lets not forget the Kelly Tilghman appointing Tiger and his Blonde Squeeze as “Golf's Power Couple” ... There are allot more Golf Couples that give more to the game and local charities than the “Power Couple”

Oh Oh and lets take a good look at how many middle class golfer's cant afford the game anymore because of the Cost of Equipment and Greens Fee's....so lets not market the game as affordable for everyone ...

Watching the Golf Network is like watching Obama saying he is Christian .... both are oxymorons.

[envisio]

Is there anyone else playing in this tournament besides Tiger?

[GeronL]

The MSM only seems to report on golf when a black man is playing

[molson209]

Tiger still recovering from the former wife’s Golf Club to the head

[Parley Baer]

Birdied the 2nd hole and is now even. Playing the 3rd hole.

[CivilWarBrewing]

Jack Nicklaus WOWED the CROWD with this prediction and then...

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=12648586

TOTALLY UNBELIEVABLE! (but it happened)

[proxy_user]

Believe it or not, if you go to the live streaming coverage on masters.com, they are not showing Tiger! The actual contenders for the title are being featured.

[Zionist Conspirator]

I don't understand why they keep referring to it as the 79th Masters. Isn't it the 81st?

The Masters was first played (as the Augusta National Invitation Tournament) in 1934. The name was changed to "The Masters" in 1939. It has been played every year except for 1943. So how in the world do they get "79" out of this?

I can see counting it from 1939 instead of 1934 (though they've never done that before). But why are they apparently counting it from 1936?

Can anybody explain this to me?

[Theoria]

Spieth is having a monster day...so far.