Posted on 06/17/2015 12:01:31 PM PDT by BenLurkin
Lol, I agree. Back in the day KFC was decent. These days not so much.
“Strawberry tart? M: Well, it’s got some rat in it.”
My dad told me of time in his youth (late 1930’s) outside Kansas City where they would go trap muskrats, skin them for the pelts and then take the carcasses downtown and sell them as rabbits.
Woman: (Switching the radio off) Liberal rubbish. Klaus, What do you want with your jugged fish?
Man: Halibut.
Woman: The jugged fish is halibut.
Man: Well, what fish have you got that isn’t jugged?
Woman” Rabbit.
Man: What? Rabbit fish?
Woman: Yes. It’s got fins.
Man: Is it dead?
Woman: Well, it was coughing up blood last night.
Man: All right I’ll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish.
[ONE DEAD UNJUGGED RABBIT FISH LATER]
Man: Well that was really horrible.
Woman: You’re always complaining.
Man: What’s for afters?
Woman: Well there’s rat cake; rat sorbet; rat pudding; or strawberry tart.
Man: Strawberry tart?!
Woman: Well, it’s got some rat in it.
Man: How much?
Woman: Three... Rather a lot, really.
Man: Well, I’ll have a slice without so much rat in it.
In the summer of 1977 I got foot poisoning twice, from two different KFC stores, in two different states, over 200 miles apart. Never went back.
foot = food
Thats only with chicken .
With the Clintooons involved , you have to think 'outside the box' since they aren't conventional.
Do you want fries with that .. ?
My mistake. Possum ain't on my list of 'things to eat'...
And yet they complain about living in a food desert!
Did they skin it and gut it before they cooked it?
Glad you cleared that up, otherwise that sounds nasty...
Don’t blame you. I got food poising several years ago & I was on my back for weeks & lost 30 pounds. It’s no joke.
Neither is beaver on my things to eat ..
But 'Slick Willey" has been known to be smokin , and he DID inhale !
I remember the film WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE?
Baby Jane (Bette Davis), serving her wheelchair-bound sister (Joan Crawford) lunch, says, “There are rats in the cellar.”
Sister opens lunch tray lid, and guess what she finds.
No mention if there was an objection to the taste or not.
Must have gotten in a food shipment destined for the KFCs in China by mistake.
Tastes like chicken!
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