Posted on 09/23/2015 8:10:13 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
How about more beer elimination stations!
Real Vikings wouldn’t do that.
Just one more reason the Vikings will never win a Superbowl.
Only a matter of time before they show up in the locker rooms.
I usually disguise myself as a potted plant and wait for them in the lactation room.
Babies do not belong in a football stadium. All the noise and pandemonium. You could slip and drop the baby.
Viking fans need a special place to suck?
I just can’t resist, the Vikings brought this on to themselves.
“The Vikings Suck!”
There was a misunderstanding in the press release. The place where people suck is the Viqueens locker room, which will be very upscale.
Young boobs before kids and breastfeeding: Nice! Boobs after kids and breastfeeding: Better than nothing.
Couldn’t agree more.
The noise level for the kid is sufficient reason, as is the annoyance of other fans to have a screaming kid around.
Why? Oh - nothing is off limits to politics or PR.
And even if they can't resist announcing it, why not wait until the changes are in place?
The only thing worse than politicians pandering is football teams pandering. Stand by for the LGBT section at the 50 yard line.
Star running back Adrian Peterson will of course retain his private beating room.
I prefer phrases that rhyme, so it should be called the “Lactation Station”.
It’s kind of moronic, not to mention abuse of a child, to expose an infant to the noise generated at one of these events. “Fans of the Kansas City Chiefs broke Seattle Seahawks’ fans’ record of having the loudest outdoor stadium by creating 142.2 decibels worth of noise.”
Of course Minnesotans did elect a professional wrestler as governor and a not so funny comedian as a US Senator.
How about conjugal suites? You know for the frisky homo fans...
Or for Iowans...
http://www.kcrg.com/news/local/35130249.html
...Police said two Iowans were caught having sex inside a men’s bathroom stall at the Metrodome.
University of Minnesota police were tipped off when they noticed a group of about 15 people cheering on the couple.
Lois Feldman, 38, of Carroll, and Ross Walsh, 26, of Linden, were both cited for indecent conduct.
Feldman was released to her husband and Walsh was released to his girlfriend...
I guess those transexual NFL running backs will need
some place to nurse their off spring.
Gadzooks-- That's a sight I don't want... in my memory banks!
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