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Posted on 12/09/2015 8:54:59 AM PST by C19fan
The media never stops banging on about women’s health, particularly in the wake of the disgusting revelations about Planned Parenthood. They’re always telling us that “women’s bodies†and “women’s choices†should be paramount. But just how healthy are the solutions to unwanted pregnancy that they propose?
Ladies — I’d like you to imagine that you are Neo from the popular film franchise The Matrix. For the purposes of this thought experiment, I am Laurence Fishburne, except with really good hair, a charming personality, and of course I’m much blacker than he is.
In one hand I hold a pill that lets you see the truth, even if at it first it is very bitter. In the other I hold a pill that you have to take every day and it will keep you from getting pregnant at the low cost of turning you into a hideous monster.
(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...
Hilarious and true.
Why is this on here?
I LOVE IT!!!! (-:
Uh oh - he better get some asbestos underwear
That’s WAY too close to a couple of my ex-galpals... They were fun, for a while.
some of us like crazy
Yep. Milo’s good at that. LOL!
Interesting word choice
I believe that many women have been left sadly unaware of the disadvantages of the Pill, but I still don’t like this article. I think it has an anti-woman bent. Most women on the Pill are unfaithful? Most women are “hypercritical hypersensitive harpies”? Oh, and he’s “glad” to be homosexual.
The author says that women should give up all birth control because we need more children so that civilization will not be overwhelmed by “Muslim invaders”. But let’s turn that logic back on him. If women should give up birth control for the sake of civilization, shouldn’t he give up homosexuality for the sake of civilization?
Cause it’s true and funny.
Just more planned parenthood propaganda to claim women should instead get pregnant and have abortions.
“If women should give up birth control for the sake of civilization, shouldn’t he give up homosexuality for the sake of civilization?”
Lol, his head would explode at that one! And from a possibly crazy woman in his eyes, no less.
I happen to be involved with a post-menopausal cat lady, and I am extremely attracted to her.
Only a homosexual would get away with this because feminism at the root is a man’s pimping and invention program that is mysoginist at the root, making women moan that men are indeed superior and which makes them a$$ holes.
some people say there are no male feminists, but I say feminism was invented to empower feminine men, period.
How is it that Unattractive and Crazy Women even NEED birth control?
Oh wait. Silly me.
Because Lazamataz.
Well, considering that things like femens were created by men, telling a couple women what to do to attract attention,mhe pretty much is satirically assured that he can himself manipulate women to overlook the fact that he is a homosexual.
Here is a real problem, and it is not the pill (although the pill might exacerbate those traits), and it is that woman’s operating system makes her incapable, even if beautiful, of countering the ironic criticism of an ugly btchy homosexual fashion fascist. I have seen it time and again with my friends in art school,mand you have these ugly lesbians and gay men lording over the “re-looking” of pretty women going there to school, and these same women wait impatiently for their “advice”, much like a toxic relationship with an occult fortune teller.
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