[West Texas Chuck]

Man, Global Warming, is there nothing it can’t do?

Lots of rain - AGW
Droughts - AGW
Too much snow - AGW
All the snow melted - AGW
Bad hair day - AGW

I am going to do something about this global warming, I’m going to ignore it and hope the Hysterions are the first to be consumed by the rising oceans. And if that don’t work, I’m going to burn an extra tank of gas through my F250, every week, for all of 2016.

Hooray for Global Warming - unhinging the lefty libturds better than anything, with the possible exception of Donald Trump!

[fhayek]

You haven't even scratched the surface. Depleting fish stocks, increased hurricanes (and, ironically enough, fewer hurricanes), more insect infestations, increased virulent disease, Islamic terrorism, food shortages, more wildlife encroachment, and who knows? More zombie invasions.