Posted on 04/13/2016 8:52:13 AM PDT by thoughtomator
OMG!
This thread is just hillarious. I wonder how long it will last...
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They’re twice the fun,
Ask anyone,
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The Oregon State football team? Really?
Are you surprised that beavers in the mountains would be suggested by nuts in congress?
There MUST be something in the water in the Golden state. Spreading beavers indeed
The most recent beaver experiment was on an island between Argentina and Chile. It was a disaster.
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/argentina-and-chile-decide-not-to-leave-it-to-beavers/
The damned little bast*rds come out of the park that borders my property and they cut, damn and destroy everything in their wake. They nearly flood out the bridge to my house at times. They show up, we go to war, they lose and then return few months later. .22LR to the head is most efficient in ending the war but you have to catch them at dusk or at dawn to even get a shot at them. My late father in law wiped out 26 one year via 1911 and eventually had a construction company owner come in and dynamite their lodge.
Lately they have have stopped showing themselves at dusk and I have the country agriculture agent trapping them. He and the game warden have offered to help the local park set up a control program but the park enviro kooks will have none of it. So they spend their time around the county trapping and killing the overflow from the park of these tooth goomers. California if you do this you are stupid, but then again you have proven time and time again you really are stupid.
“But something else that can keep things moist? Believe it or not: Beavers.”
Must. Not. Say. Anything.
Let me guess, they are starting in Laurel Canyon?
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Funniest thread in a while.
Thanks
And I missed that I was beaten to the punch.
How long does it take a beaver to chew threw a Sequoia?
I dunno, it depends...........
Best to avoid this before someone starts with the Helen Thomas and Hildabeast pics.
Just think. A protected beaver crawl on to Babs Streisand’s Malibu property. Who will the liberals cheer for?
You must work in recruiting...
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