Posted on 04/15/2016 9:09:01 AM PDT by PROCON
ATHENS, Ga. (AP) — A Georgia man has been arrested after police say he unleashed a bottle of flatulence spray inside an Athens bar.
The Athens Banner-Herald (http://bit.ly/1Mx8avn ) reports that a woman told officers 20-year-old Blake Leland Zengo sprayed her in the face with a product designed to smell like flatulence.
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What a rookie!
A couple of bean burritos and a beer is all you need.
Some guys just know how to please a lady.
It beats the smell of Hai-Karate aftershave.
Too bad she didn’t have a spray can of Bull$h!+ Repellant (Spencer’s Gifts $4.95) handy.
Sounds like a wonderful product to take to political speeches?
Which beats the heck out of the smell of Brut aftershave.
I’ve smelled those Fart Sprays, and they smell more like a Stink Bug than a turd. Nasty to be certain, but several steps down from a good hot bean fart.
“He needed a spray?
What a rookie!
A couple of bean burritos and a beer is all you need.”
Yes. But think of the cost savings experienced in replacement underwear.
“Zengo was charged with disorderly conduct, public intoxication and underage consumption of alcohol.”
So was he in the bar when he was charged with public intoxication? If so, that might be a first.
Who wears underwear anymore? :-)
In related news, the Colonoscopy I had last Wednesday went well. It was a Polyp free Zone. #;^)
Was it “Silent But Deadly”?
I once rendered an outdoor basketball court temporarily unusable.
And I didn’t even need a spray to do it.
Amateur.
arrested after police say he unleashed a bottle of flatulence spray inside an Athens bar.....THAT was a crime?!!! Jeeeez, I’m gonna be executed!!!! Just yesterday I ‘flatulated’ in a bar (well, more than once) and the snooty bitch walking past me said “Did you SHIT yourself?”. I said “No Ma’am. I always smell this way at 8 o’clock at night.
LOL!
i gotta get me some of that junk... it’ll keep the idiots out of my office!
Beer, polish sausage, pickled eggs and jalapeno’s always worked for me.
As the ancient Roman philosopher, Afflatus Prolongo once said, “Who smelt it, dealt it”
Do farts have lumps?
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