Yeah, sure.
Posted on 05/01/2016 10:30:48 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
The ‘angel’ (Picture: Detik.com) When a fisherman found a beautiful doll floating in the sea days after a solar eclipse in Indonesia, he thought it was an angel. Pardin, 21, rescued it from the water and took it home, where his mother took care of it like a real human, dressing it every day in a different blouse and hijab and sitting in a chair. Word spread in the small village on Banggai island off central Sulawesi with embellishments added to the story too, such as that the ‘angel child’ was found stranded and crying, according to local media.
His parents dressed the doll (Picture: Detik.com)
She had different clothes each day (Picture: Detikcom) MORE: Jealous man finds out ex got married so tries to bribe her Many people in Indonesia, the world’s most populous Muslim country, believe solar eclipses like the one on March 12 this year are spiritual. But when the story reached local police, they punctured the idea that this blow-up doll was from heaven.
Bangaii is a small island in rural Indonesia (Picture: GoogleMaps)
Police realised it was a sex toy (Picture: Detik.com)
They confiscated the doll (Picture: Detik.com) MORE: There’s no ‘talking about sex or watching porn in North Korea’ ‘So it was checked by one of our team. It was a sex toy,’ the area’s police chief Heru Pramukarno said. He said police took the doll away to avoid any potential controversy.
Yeah, sure.
Gee who knew they made Muslim blow up sex dolls.
More interesting than a Coca-Cola bottle
Look guys, no hijab.
Them muzz ain’t too bright about women. Young boys, now..........
So what is mom’s excuse?
Bless their hearts, the villagers never even imagined that that piece of plastic was made for sex. They were probably incredulous when the cops told them.
“What?”
“You’ve got to be kidding!”
“But... WHY?!”
“LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...!”
It's a big market.
But most of them are modeled after
various barnyard animals .....
(This one's dressed as a virgin ...)
Reminds me of the movie “The Gods Must Be Crazy”. These are just primitives using technology of western civilizations they barely comprehend - and many times view as magical.
“Reminds me of the movie “The Gods Must Be Crazy”. “
That was a great movie.
You should know women are not allowed an opinion in muzz land!
Never have seen that movie. Have always wanted to, but miss it when it comes on TV. One of these days I’ll break down and purchase the DVD.
*ahem*
True, but you would think she would tell her son. Either that or she herself has never heard of these items, so to her it may have been seen as some kind of being from above, LOL.
The Gods Must Be Horny.
She’s not much of a girlfriend but she’s the only one I got!
Her name is Polly. Polly Ethylene.
Maybe “she” dropped this a few years ago.
http://shanghaiist.com/2012/06/19/mystery-mushroom-artificial-vajayjay.php
Stories like this sadden me, to see how far we’ve fallen.
Wash your hands, you don’t know where that’s been.
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