Cops: Collegian Dove Naked Into Garbage Truck

The Smoking Gun ^ | 6/6/2016

[bigbob]

Gonna look good on his resume

[wyowolf]

UGA.... that pretty much explains a lot right there.

[Noumenon]

Not exactly a resume enhancer. Unless you’re a Dhimmicrat

[Larry Lucido]

Was he Buck Naked?

[PGR88]

a slippery, malodorous liquid that had pooled inside the truck’s hopper.

There ought to be a word for this. Garbasm? Trashulus? Hillary Clinton?

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Maybe he was self-identifying as a piece of garbage.

[ThunderSleeps]

He’ll be offered a spot on Clinton’s campaign. Seriously though, tazed twice and still struggling. This is why I don’t rely on non-lethal means like tazers, mace, pepper spray. Sure he was on drugs, but it goes to show it is possible to fight through these things, with enough drugs, madness, or determination. That’s why I’ll stick with something that can render an attacker physically unable to continue due to damage and or rapid blood loss.

[catnipman]

Dude might have a future if he cuts out the PCP:

https://www.linkedin.com/in/benjamin-abele-82270b90?authType=NAME_SEARCH&authToken=D2xf&locale=en_US&srchid=1394223131465408900703&srchindex=1&srchtotal=6&trk=vsrp_people_res_name&trkInfo=VSRPsearchId%3A1394223131465408900703%2CVSRPtargetId%3A324248282%2CVSRPcmpt%3Aprimary%2CVSRPnm%3Atrue%2CauthType%3ANAME_SEARCH

[rfreedom4u]

If he wasn’t hurting anyone or holding up the truck I say let him wallow. He’ll eventually come don from his high.

[NohSpinZone]

“In the garbage truck or at the University of Georgia?”

As you are, I assume, an USC Gamecock fan, I ask you, what is the difference? It’d be better if he were a Clemson Tiger, granted.

[Night Hides Not]

Hot chicks do stuff like this, it’s just that we’re never around at the right time, and it always involves alcohol rather than PCP.

That's not necessarily a bad thing...just ask Brock Turner.

It was a long time ago, but we looked out for our female classmates, but we didn't have to worry about hard drugs, just cheap beer.

[caddie]

Observer: “I wonder who threw out the perfectly good collegian?”

[Gamecock]

Granted Clemson would be even more entertaining.

[Slings and Arrows]

Kudos to the cops for bringing him in one piece.

[martin_fierro]

Wise Dean Wormer. Every year his words ring more true.

[dennisw]

Dayum was that revolting! I would hate being one of the arresting officers. I wouldn’t even put him an a squad car to take him away before hosing him down or throwing him in a pond

[martin_fierro]

“Abele describes himself as a ‘persistent entrepreneur who embraces each failure as a valuable gain of wisdom’”

Then he should learn a lot from this epic fail.

[dennisw]

He’s a freak! HE’S SUPER-FREAKY!!!

[Slings and Arrows]

I once heard that in pig farms, the liquid waste runoff was called “pig liquor.” Can’t find a reference, though.

[Gamecock]

“pig liquor.”

There is a Hillary gag in there.