The fastest man in the world is a devout Catholic.
For Catholic Usain Bolt, Theres Only One Gold Medal He Always Wears
http://ucatholic.com/blog/catholic-usain-bolt-theres-one-gold-medal-always-wears/
Catholics Setting Records in the Olympics
http://www.churchmilitant.com/news/article/catholics-in-the-olympics
Thanks for posting those links.
That proves my theory that Catholics like speed.