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Santa Fat-Shames Boy By Saying ‘Lay Off The Hamburgers And French Fries’
Huffington Post ^ | 12/7/16 | David Moye

Posted on 12/07/2016 10:12:50 PM PST by Timpanagos1

What was supposed to be a happy visit with Santa left a bad taste in the mouth of a 9-year-old boy in North Carolina.

That’s because the jolly old fat man reportedly shamed the child by telling him to “lay off the hamburgers and french fries,” local station WLOS TV reports.

On Saturday, Anthony Mayse of Rutherfordton went to a Christmas event in nearby Forest City. The family enjoyed a carriage ride and ice skating before ending the night with a visit to Santa.

(Excerpt) Read more at huffingtonpost.com ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Food; Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: fatboy; fatkid; santa; santaclaus
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1 posted on 12/07/2016 10:12:50 PM PST by Timpanagos1
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“What was supposed to be a happy visit with Santa left a bad taste in the mouth of a 9-year-old boy in North Carolina.”

Probably, the first time the kid has had a bad taste in his mouth.

2 posted on 12/07/2016 10:14:22 PM PST by Timpanagos1
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Why is a 9 year old boy sitting on Santa’s lap? And why does a 9 year old weigh more than an NFL linebacker?

Santa was just giving the snowflake some sage advice.


3 posted on 12/07/2016 10:15:33 PM PST by P-Marlowe (Freep mail me if you want to be on my Fingerstyle Acoustic Guitar Ping list.)
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Santa has a point.


4 posted on 12/07/2016 10:15:39 PM PST by suboptimal
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The boy should listen to Santa’s wisdom and lay off the hamburgers and French fries.


5 posted on 12/07/2016 10:16:12 PM PST by arthurus (Mrs Clinton is The Great Conniver.)
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To: Timpanagos1

I was a bit of a smart mouth as a child ;) My response probably would have been, “Only if you lay off the booze first.”


6 posted on 12/07/2016 10:20:46 PM PST by Trillian
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To: Timpanagos1

My mirror fat-shames me.


7 posted on 12/07/2016 10:20:55 PM PST by Steely Tom ([VOTE FRAUD] == [CIVIL WAR])
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His mom should have never called the media and had him go on TV.

That was abusive.


8 posted on 12/07/2016 10:23:18 PM PST by Timpanagos1
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If you’re a 75-year old Santa, would you want a 200-lb brat sitting on your lap ?


9 posted on 12/07/2016 10:26:45 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Je Suis Pepe)
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It was NOT Santa’s job to say that to the kid. This kind of thing is not helpful. The guy who played Santa should be fired.


10 posted on 12/07/2016 10:35:23 PM PST by Innovative ("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi)
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And why do Santa’s reindeer all have hemorrhoids? From towing his big fàt ass around everywhere, that’s why!


11 posted on 12/07/2016 10:42:32 PM PST by W. (A funny thing happened on the way to the forum...)
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Not that I want to look greedy but if the fat-shamed child no longer wants to eat his burgers, can I have them?


12 posted on 12/07/2016 10:59:03 PM PST by WMarshal ( Schadenfreude, it feels so good!)
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I believe the line by a robot spaceship to a very heavy gasoline station attendant in the movie “Flight of the Navigator” was similar - “Too many twinkies, chubby”.


13 posted on 12/07/2016 11:01:34 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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I agree. It was not his job. His job was to play Santa Claus and all that went with it.
Fat shaming a 9 year old. Seriously.


14 posted on 12/07/2016 11:04:20 PM PST by ozaukeemom (I am deplorable and proud of it.)
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To: Timpanagos1

If only Santa had given this advice to Rosie O’Donnell when she was still young...


15 posted on 12/07/2016 11:13:32 PM PST by Cowboy Bob
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It’s also abusive that his mom feeds him all those hamburgers and fires.


16 posted on 12/07/2016 11:13:37 PM PST by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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“It’s also abusive that his mom feeds him all those hamburgers and fires.”

Yeah, it is a wonder he does not have burns all over his mouth.


17 posted on 12/07/2016 11:15:11 PM PST by Timpanagos1
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Not Santa’s job. Santa needs coal in his own stocking.


18 posted on 12/07/2016 11:29:31 PM PST by BigEdLB (To Dimwitocrats: We won. You lost. Get used to it.)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

:)
Too Many Twinkies
https://youtu.be/GrzT2PcoTjE


19 posted on 12/07/2016 11:44:57 PM PST by Lera ( 1 Corinthians 15:1-4)
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Last week I got a five euro gift certificate from a mall because a clerk idiot shamed me.

I mentioned it to my wife and then she took it upon herself to call and complain.

I didn’t really much care. I need to get my hearing checked.


20 posted on 12/08/2016 12:18:46 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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