Posted on 12/12/2016 4:13:04 PM PST by RightInTheMain
I couldn't help myself - I joined Twitter today and tweeted to Hillary that she should be ashamed of herself for attempting a coup in America.
It was liberating, but risky because if she read it while drunk (fairly likely) I could be in real trouble.
Fellow Freepers, if I stop posting please check local state parks for my body in case I commit suicide by shooting myself in the head 3 times.
You mean you are not already dead and this is not a posthumous post?
Make sure you keep your cell phone and wallet with you so we can identify you as the victim of a “possible robbery”.
However, there is a small chance you WILL become suicidal after realizing there must be something wrong with you to think a Clinton feels shame. Tell ya what. If you do get depressed, only use TWO shotgun blasts to the back of your head and not three. That will be our sign that you died from your own hand.
Nice vanity and potential opus.
I’ve posted a few things that I 2/3 expected Black Suburbans to roll up over.
Don’t worry, Hillary doesn’t keep track of her own e-mails. But the Russians do.
>Snicker<
Yer new here, ain’tcha?
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do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
I wonder if you're lonesome tonight
You know someone said that the world's a stage
And each must play a part.
Fate had me playing in love you as my sweet heart.
Act one was when we met, I loved you at first glance
You read your line so cleverly and never missed a cue
Then came act two, you seemed to change and you acted strange
And why I'll never know.
Honey, you lied when you said you loved me
And I had no cause to doubt you.
But I'd rather go on hearing your lies
Than go on living without you.
Now the stage is bare and I'm standing there
With emptiness all around
And if you won't come back to me
Then make them bring the curtain down.
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
I will track you down.
I *will* find you.
And I will kill you.
Signed, the Hillary Mole on Free Republic Wot Kept His Cover Since 1999.
You sure about that cover thing? ;)
Don’t worry hILLary is impervious to anything other than flattery
You’re probably not as powerful as you imagine. Be humble, lurk awhile, in silence.
Next FReepathon will be here shortly .. if you live that long.
You’ve only got 96 posts here, you ain’t worth killin’.
Remember that ?Boston banker who ‘defenestrated himself’ and for style points pushed up and out so he’d impale on the fleur-de-lis wrought-iron finials of the perimeter fence?
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