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Liam Neeson Auditions For Mall Santa Claus
YouTube ^ | December 17, 2016 | The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Posted on 12/19/2016 8:11:55 AM PST by EveningStar

Liam's take on Santa is a bit darker than most.

(Excerpt) Read more at youtube.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: liamneeson; santaclaus; youtube

1 posted on 12/19/2016 8:11:55 AM PST by EveningStar
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

ping


2 posted on 12/19/2016 8:12:38 AM PST by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

I’m no fan of Santa. My kids never believed in him.


3 posted on 12/19/2016 8:19:22 AM PST by Mr. Douglas (Today is your life. What are you going to do with it?)
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To: EveningStar

LOL.... he’s turning into an Irish Clint Eastwood (although I doubt he has the same based politics.)


4 posted on 12/19/2016 8:24:50 AM PST by A_perfect_lady
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To: Mr. Douglas

Gee, that is kind of sad.

I still believe in Santa.


5 posted on 12/19/2016 8:42:41 AM PST by Jim from C-Town (The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
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To: EveningStar

A funny bit, but Colbert belongs in the unemployment line.


6 posted on 12/19/2016 8:48:08 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Jim from C-Town

Gee, that is kind of sad.

I still believe in Santa.


I had heard that “Elf” was based on the real life of someone. I just never thought it would be a freeper. :-D


7 posted on 12/19/2016 8:49:49 AM PST by Mr. Douglas (Today is your life. What are you going to do with it?)
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To: Mr. Douglas

The sleigh was all packed,
The reindeer were fed,
But Santa still knelt
By the side of the bed.

“Dear Father,” he prayed,
“Be with me tonight,
There’s much work to do,
And my schedule is tight.”

“I must jump in my sleigh
And streak through the sky,
Knowing full well
That a reindeer can’t fly.”

“I will visit each household,
Before the first light,
I’ll cover the world,
And all in one night.”

“With sleigh bells a-ringing,
I’ll land on each roof,
Amid the soft clatter
Of each little hoof.”

“To get in the house
Is the difficult part,
So I’ll slide down the chimney
Of each child’s heart.”

“My sack will hold toys
To grant all their wishes,
The supply will be endless,
Like the loaves and the fishes.”

“I will fill all the stockings
And not leave a track,
I’ll eat every cookie
That is left for my snack.”

“I can do all these things Lord,
Only through You,
I just need your blessing,
Then it’s easy to do.”

“All this is to honor
The birth of the One,
That was sent to redeem us ...
Your most Holy Son.”

“So to all of my friends,
Least Your glory I rob,
Please Lord, remind them
Who gave me this job.”

~ Warren D. Jennings ~


8 posted on 12/19/2016 8:50:20 AM PST by Peter W. Kessler ("NUTS!!!")
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To: Mr. Douglas

Now you know. I have been outed!


9 posted on 12/19/2016 8:56:01 AM PST by Jim from C-Town (The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
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To: Peter W. Kessler

I need to read that one at church next week. Thanks!


10 posted on 12/19/2016 8:57:02 AM PST by Mr. Douglas (Today is your life. What are you going to do with it?)
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To: Mr. Douglas

You’re proving to be dour


11 posted on 12/19/2016 8:57:06 AM PST by wardaddy (trump is a great tourniquet but that's all folks.......)
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To: A_perfect_lady

Major loud mouth libbie


12 posted on 12/19/2016 8:57:42 AM PST by wardaddy (trump is a great tourniquet but that's all folks.......)
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To: wardaddy

On some issues, yes.


13 posted on 12/19/2016 9:10:17 AM PST by Mr. Douglas (Today is your life. What are you going to do with it?)
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To: wardaddy

Yeah. It’s a pity. I could have loved him (sniff).


14 posted on 12/19/2016 9:27:52 AM PST by A_perfect_lady
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To: BenLurkin

“Colbert belongs in the unemployment line.”
You got that right.
That smartazz is at 1:20 https://youtu.be/Qzl8xjkgXCo?t=6

A cavalcade of clowns, I can’t watch this too many times.
Smug, effete Obama and the other `comedians’. Good day to post.
Trump wins .....


15 posted on 12/19/2016 9:29:21 AM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers, all armed conservatives)
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To: EveningStar

That’s probably the clip that will save this show from the chopping block....


16 posted on 12/19/2016 9:43:19 AM PST by Rockitz (This is NOT rocket science - Follow the money and you'll find the truth.)
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To: Jim from C-Town
I still believe in Santa.

I asked my kids when they finally didn't believe in Santa. They replied a few years earlier than I thought. I asked them, if they didn't believe in Santa, why didn't they say so? They said if they spilled the beans, they thought they wouldn't get any more presents.

17 posted on 12/19/2016 10:48:46 AM PST by Oatka
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To: A_perfect_lady

He has a particular reputation if you’d care to google it

He and Wilhem Dafoe and Milton Berle

Brooke Shields said it was difficult

I like his acting

And losing his wife.....sad

I just wish he’d hush


18 posted on 12/19/2016 10:56:37 AM PST by wardaddy (trump is a great tourniquet but that's all folks.......)
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