Moctezuma upon first seeing Spanish horses: WOW! I wish we would have had those animals.
Hernando Cortez: Well, you did have them originally but then you ATE ALL THE DAMN HORSES!!!
Moctezuma: So how come you have horses?
Cortez: Because a few escaped your dinner plates by trotting across the land connection to Siberia. As for the rest, you ATE ALL THE DAMN HORSES!!!
Mohammed upon first seeing horses commented on how they looked like his child brides.