Meet the man who can basically read President Obama’s mind (I want to puke)

The Washington Post ^ | 2/15/2016 | Colby Itkowitz

[Beave Meister]

Outside the Oval Office is a small rectangular room with two side-by-side, nondescript wooden desks. In one sits President Obama’s personal secretary. In the other is Brian Mosteller, the man who sweats the small stuff so that the president doesn’t have to.

Few have even heard of Mosteller, but if you look closely at photographs taken inside the White House, you can often glimpse him at the edge of the frame, omnipresent. From his chair, he is the only person in the White House with a direct view of the president at his desk. No one gets in the Oval Office without going past him.

Mosteller’s official title is director of Oval Office operations, although a more apt name might be anticipator in chief. When Obama is in Washington, every move the president makes, every person he meets and every meeting he attends has been carefully orchestrated by Mosteller.

[Beave Meister]

This piece is almost a year old. If you had to choose one other dude to keep around you all the time, everywhere you go, would you even consider this guy? This article is a historic piece in my opinion. From every perspective, it shows how lazy and monarchical Obama really is. This is why he can't make sensible choices...look who he surrounds himself with. It's no reason half the country thinks Putin is more sensible than Obama....

[kaehurowing]

Does he work for FancyBear?

[Da Coyote]

Hmmmm, how can one read something that does not exist?

WaPo, your quota baby has no clothes, no brain, and no reason to exist.

[RegulatorCountry]

Meet the man who can basically read President Obama’s mind

As if there's any other way to read it.

[mass55th]

Probably took Reggie’s place as Obama’s body man.

[mass55th]

Or in other words, The Groom of the Stool.

[Fantasywriter]

Bol!

[a fool in paradise]

“Uh uh um um uh uh... me me I me me... systemic racism and capitalist patriarchal hegemony...daddy, why didn’t you love me?”

[dfwgator]

“Oooh, Reggie!”

[Bogie]

The Washington Post????????????

[BenLurkin]

This fag’s lifelong longing was to be a lackey.

And then he got to meet Miss Piggy.

Living the dream.

[Future Snake Eater]

Cripes what a bunch of nonsense. Once we got to the “I’m such a flamer” part I had to stop. I was about to gag.

[MuttTheHoople]

It isn’t Vladimir Putin?

[Beave Meister]

I think the Washington Post is trying to get ahead of this revelation and brand this guy as something other than what he might be....Obama’s semen receptacle.

[Innovative]

Why would anyone want to read Obama’s mind, even if they could?

[GGpaX4DumpedTea]

Two flakes, why wouldn’t they assimilate each other...

[PGR88]

What's the big deal? I can read Obama's mind as well

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[trisham]

What mind? Obama is a moron.