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To: Trump20162020

Chickens weigh twice as much today?
I weigh twice as much today.
Obviously gravity is increasing,
doubling in a mere 50 years.
Meanwhile candy bars continue to shrink,
just like pants.


8 posted on 01/08/2017 10:43:39 AM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: tet68
just like pants

Yep, mine are certainly like that. But not the legs, just the waists. I asked a physicist friend why that was and he said it's because gravity is up and down, not back and forth. It makes sense to me.

11 posted on 01/08/2017 10:47:23 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: tet68

LoL!


18 posted on 01/08/2017 11:02:14 AM PST by dragonblustar
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To: tet68
just like pants.

True dat, just the other day I took a pair of Army OD's out of the basement closet and tried them on only to find they had shrunk so much I couldn't pull them over my waist. Must be too much humidity in the basement.......

22 posted on 01/08/2017 11:04:59 AM PST by Hot Tabasco
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To: tet68

;-)


28 posted on 01/08/2017 11:06:56 AM PST by BroJoeK (a little historical perspective...)
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To: tet68

LOL! Excellent observation.


58 posted on 01/08/2017 12:37:32 PM PST by Roger Kaputnik (Just because I'm paranoid doesn't prove that they aren't out to get me.)
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To: tet68

After a post like that, I have to ask — How many climate change research organizations have emailed you to offer a grant? Such insights would be a huge asset to their work. :=)


60 posted on 01/08/2017 12:40:16 PM PST by Bob (Now, Republicans get to sing "Happy Days Are Here Again". Enjoy the suck, rats.)
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To: tet68

Gravity is increasing, all right. I’ve been telling people that for years. My reasoning is that:
1. I can’t jump as high as I used to.
2. I can’t lift things I used to.
3. When I fall down, I hit harder and it hurts more.
4. And the scientific, measureable proof is that when I step on the scale, it reads considerably higher than it did 30 years ago.

Case closed.


101 posted on 01/08/2017 4:15:29 PM PST by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: tet68

“Chickens weigh twice as much today?
I weigh twice as much today.
Obviously gravity is increasing,
doubling in a mere 50 years.
Meanwhile candy bars continue to shrink,
just like pants.”

I think global warning can be blamed for your plight.


109 posted on 01/08/2017 7:20:43 PM PST by Blue Collar Christian (I thank God, Broom Hillary was stopped. Now, moving on, I pray for Trump.)
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To: tet68

Tet, you are a man of logic. I identify with your remark.


110 posted on 01/08/2017 7:36:06 PM PST by strongbow
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