Modern cruises are just the logical extension of a hammock, a glass of sweet tea and a BLT with your favorite chips.
Posted on 03/08/2017 11:35:08 AM PST by C19fan
Royal Caribbean’s newest vessel - Symphony of the Seas - will be the world’s largest cruise ship when it is delivered in April 2018, the cruise line confirmed today.
At 1,188 feet long and 215 feet wide, the new 16-deck ship will weigh 230,000 GT (gross tonnage), nearly 3,000 more than the current record holder, another Royal Caribbean ship, Harmony of the Seas.
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Was that the summit?
No! That was the tamest one!
There were things about the first man wearing women’s underwear on the outside of his pants and so on. My wife and I were watching this thinking “These people are deranged!” but we were laughing so hard we could barely keep up!
I have been on three cruises, and after being in the US Navy, didn’t really think I would be interested in going on another one, but...if you go with people you know, well...it is a different thing. Just you and your spouse is one thing, and I don’t know if that would be all that much fun, but going with a group is fun.
And I work in a hospital, so I wash my hands all day long anyway!
I witnessed the same kind of scavenger hunt with the false teeth it was a riot. We love cruising as a family to Bermuda.
My wife and I are going with my best friend and his wife to Bermuda on a cruise this year...he and I both hit one of those milestone years (he will always be six days younger than me!) so I think we will have a good time. Going to watch some America’s Cup action!
Yes, you have outed me as a cruise travel agent. Freepmail me and I’ll set you up with a discount cruise to the Aleutian Islands.
I have a 71 year old very healthy Vietnam vet friend who loves cruises. The man walks at least 4 miles/day. He says he gains 15 pounds on a cruise. He tries to get his money worth in food.
No, I have not had my genes tested.
This is my 100% non-medically based opinion based upon what I saw when “a lot of folks got sick” while I was on the boat. I believe that what is termed “norovirus” (in the context of “a bunch of folks got sick on the boat”) is so termed because the symptoms are pretty much identical to an actual stomach flu. But it is my belief that the cause is bacterial in most cases, not viral. (Thus “genes” considerations probably do not really apply) And I could be completely wrong. But when you have 2500-4000 people using a handrail that you are really supposed to use descending a grandiose stairway (they DO tell you that) or around the perimeter(s) of 8-9 observation decks, your hands are ultimately and firmly clasped around many of those 2500-4000 people which includes WHEREVER their hands have been. Nuff said. Additionally, most cruises are, as I said, Caribbean affairs and the ports are often Boston and NY or Florida (= NY, really) and people get colds and flu there in the wintertime and do not cancel their trips and think they will recover nicely in the hot sun. So plenty of folks get on the ships really fairly sick with colds/flu, on the front or trailing ends of such illnesses and they blow their noses or sneeze in their hands and then use the handrails. Again, nuff said.
When “a lot of people got sick” the bleach and alcohol crews were dispatched in strong numbers and they aggressively scrubbed the handrails, all of them. Keep in mind that each and every thing the cruise lines do, they have done a billion times and short of running aground, they are most fearful of these “noro” outbreaks because they generate massive bad will. Yet at the same time, it isn’t exactly public-friendly for them to have big signs saying “wash your hands” every 50 feet when you think about the implications. The alcohol dispensers *DO* come out and are placed outside all the restaurants whenever there’s a noro outbreak. So there you go.
So, just observing all that and knowing that most colds are transmitted by (your) hands to (your) eyes, it remains my reco that aboard such a ship, you just become flaming obsessive about washing your hands a lot, a whole heck of a lot, and become very mindful of any time you touch something that others touch and REALLY REALLY try not to rub your eyes. If you take those simple steps, you don’t really have to think about anything.
Thanks. I honestly definitely believe you and would do as you do. Definitely. But I just found out last week that there a gene that if you have it double, you have a very low susceptibility to norovirus. Weird. I am learning such weird things. Another weird one: my daughter has a gene that does not allow her to smell asparagus in her pee. How much was paid to conduct that important study??
Still, yet another I found out was that she has a greater tendency to have high homocysteine levels. That is bad. Lots of exercise, good diet, and especially choline over her lifetime could prevent it, though. So since she is FIVE, I am all, EAT EGGS EVERY DAY (the best source of choline, cause we don’t like liver). :)
And I have been on Semester at Sea, when I was 17, and one day I’d like to do a cruise. Especially if there are single men on board over 40. Oh, and not gay. ;)
Yes, you have outed me as a cruise travel agent.
Modern cruises are just the logical extension of a hammock, a glass of sweet tea and a BLT with your favorite chips.
Ah...another typical customer!
10/17/14
We would definitely go again.
The idea of creature comforts on a ship is somewhat amusing to an ex-Navy type.
EXPERIENCE REAL SHIPBOARD LIFE.
1.1 Buy a dumpster, chip the paint off down to bare metal, paint it gray, and live in it for six months. {Coast Guard simulations use white paint.}
1.2 Run all the piping and the wires inside your house on the outside of the walls.
1.3 Repaint your entire house once a month.
1.4 Place metal barriers on the lower 18” of every door in your house and add eight handles to every door..
1.5 Pump ten inches of nasty half sewage water into your basement. Pump it out, clean up the mess and paint everything in the basement gray. Repeat frequently for added realism.
1.6 On Monday, Wednesday, and Friday turn your water temperature up to 200 degrees, on Tuesday and Thursday set the temperature at 10 degrees. On Saturday and Sunday inform your family that they used too much water during the week and as a result all showering is secured.
1.7 Stack all beds on top of one another in the closet. Raise your bed to within six inches of the ceiling. Stow all your clothing and possessions in a 36” x 18” x 12” locker. If anyone is sick and throwing up put them in the top bunk.
1.8 Give the keys to your house to your next door neighbor. Instruct him enter your bedroom every morning at 0530 (5:30 am), and blow a whistle loud enough for Helen Keller to hear. Instruct the neighbor to shout in a amplified megaphone six inches from your ear, “Reveille, reveille, all hands heave out and trice up. The smoking lamp is lit in all authorized spaces.”
1.9 Have your mother-in-law write down everything she is going to do the following day. Assemble your family and stand in the back yard at 0600 (6 am) while your mother-in-law reads her “Plan of the Day” (POD) to you. Stand around for 15-20 minutes and then have your uncle join the group read the same thing again. Repeat this everyday expect Sunday, unless you are simulating “at sea” in which case you may opt to do it seven days a week.
1.10 Eat the raunchiest Mexican food you can find for three days straight, then lock the bathroom door for 12 hours. Hang a sign on the door that reads, “Secured - Contact OA Div at X-3053.”
1.11 When you leave your house make sure to take the phone off the hook so it will be busy all day. [ Mike C.]
1.12 Observe the ship board multi telephone line rule. One line is always reserved for the use of your father-in-law, one line reserved for your mother-in-law, and the third line is reserved for official business. If you want to make a personal call, walk two blocks to a convenience store and wait in line at the pay phone. [Thank God for cell phones]
1.13 Install a bell on the front porch. Whenever your father-in-law comes over ring the bell 4 times and announce his arrival/departure over a megaphone. [PO3 Petras]
1.14 Every time you leave or enter the house salute the porch light and ask your dog for permission to leave or enter the dwelling. [Paul]
1.15 ( Aircraft Carrier Simulation) At random intervals from 1000 to 2200 (10 A.M. to 10 P.M.), have a biker gang with sledgehammers pound on your roof to simulate the launching and recovery of aircraft. At night, after the family has gone to sleep, have the bikers drag chains and heavy equipment across the roof to simulate the ‘re-spotting’ of the aircraft for the next morning’s flight schedule. [AT2 Adam C. Vonder Ahe-Cossey]
1.16 Install flashlights (battle lanterns) at the precise height at which to bang your head in the dark. Point the flashlight and important items (such as the sofa, all doorways, stove, etc). Occasionally turn the electric power off at the mains and run around the house turning on all the flashlights. [DC2 Scott Corbitt]
1.17 Use an air-raid siren for an alarm clock. [AD1(AW/NAC) Dale Bishop]
1.18 Remove all wrist watches from the family. Use the dinner bell as a systematic time indicator. Ring it madly when every body is their hungriest and announce the “Chow-line is not open for an hour.” Do not drool when you hear bells. [AD1(AW/NAC) Dale Bishop]
1.19 ( Aircraft Carrier Simulation) Have house mover relocate your home ten feet under Runway 19 at Chicago O’Hare International Airport for 6 months. [AD1(AW/NAC) Dale Bishop]
1.20 Divide bathroom shower with three partitions. Remove shower nozzle and replace with kitchen sink dish sprayer hooked to the cold water line only. The “extra” two showers now represent actual percentage of operable showers. [AD1(AW/NAC) Dale Bishop]
1.21 Remove bathroom sink, mirror, and all shelves. Replace with water fountain for shaving and hygiene use. [AD1(AW/NAC) Dale Bishop]
1.22 Do Laundry using only the rinse cycle with paint thinner for detergent. Dry for 10 minutes and randomly redistribute. [AD1(AW/NAC) Dale Bishop]
1.23 Have an electrician certify as ‘safe’ and hang a tag on every electrical appliance you own, no matter if the appliance is brand new or if its own manufacturer claims it is up to safety standards. [Michael White]
1.24 Buy a two year calendar. Carefully mark your EAOS (End of Active Obligated Service) day two years out, and number the days back to the present date for a long count down. Mark each day off for two years, dreaming of the “get out day.” Then march down to personnel and ship over (reenlist for additional years service). [Radioman]
1.25 Place fire extinguishers on the bulkheads (walls) of your home at elbow level next to the door openings to conveniently rip your shirt. [FC2 Pickett]
1.26 Stand in your living room with all the lights turned out, except for one red light by which you read a small print book. [QM2 Judd]
1.27 On the hottest day of the year, have your local mechanic inspect all the fans and air conditioners per the “MIM” (maintenance instruction manual) for resistance to ground. When he finishes, have him announce, “They failed the ‘xyz’ and ‘opq’ tests. I’m required to cut off all the plugs.” [Former Carrier Sailor]
1.28 Place your home on large hydraulic jacks. At random intervals, kill the lights and have the jacks move your home to and fro at unexpected intervals and angles. (Simulates dropping the load {loss of power} in 20 foot seas). [ABF2 Yanes]
1.29 Gather the family and drive to McDonald’s. Park twelve blocks away, line up and slowly walk toward the front entrance moaning and griping each step of the way. Reach the door at closing time and have the manager yell, “Chow is secured.” [William Jackson]
1.30 Invite 60 street people with bad habits to room with you for six months at a time. When ashore at a naval air station take the worst three and room with them for the rest of the year. [AZC D.Velasquez USNR (Ret)]
1.31 Move out of your home for six months leaving your wife with three children and dog for a tour of solo parenting. Return and immediately begin to tell your spouse how to run the house and raise kids. Warning - this usually result in revised copy of the rank structure and job descriptions for the home. [Steve Donovan]
1.32 Four hours after you get into bed have your spouse shine a flash light in your eyes and mumble, “Sorry, wrong rack!”
1.33 Have everyone in your family hang two pillow cases next to their bed with large clothes pins and mark them “white” and “blue” for their dirty clothes. On laundry day put the pillow cases into two separate trash bags and designate a junior family member to drag them to the laundry room. [SH1 Gil Orozco USN (Ret)]
1.34 (Submarine Simulation) Go from house to house in your neighborhood when you need a place to sleep. Climb in the closest empty bed. The owner will wake you up when they want to sleep. [Norman Babcock CS3 (SS)]
1.35 (Submarine Simulation) Cover a copy of UCMJ (Uniform Code of Military Justice) with plastic. Screw it into the wall (bulkhead) next to the toilet for handy reading. [Norman Babcock CS3 (SS)]
1.36 (Submarine Simulation) Move the contents of a grocery store into your house. Put the cans and boxes on the floor in the bedrooms, dining room and all the hallways. Stoop over when you walk to avoid whacking your head on the ceiling. [Norman Babcock CS3 (SS)]
1.37 Place a large floor fan next to your bed and run full speed to simulate shipboard ventilation. If the fan goes off sit up in bed and yell, “We lost the load.” (Power failure)
The Imperial Japanese Navy lost a ship in the 1930’s due to the fact it was top heavy. It just turned over. I believe-from memory-it was a Kongo Class ship.
TV not my favorite thing, but I believe it was April, 2003. No Fox News. Banned, I presume. CNN International. Turn the TV on, they reported the same "incidents" of Americans killing Iraqi civilians.
More stable than Guam.
I'd suggest that in a great many, probably most, $200 a day per person is considerably less expensive that a high class hotel. Even $400, inclusive of food and depending on what one drinks, relatively inexpensive.
Were you on the cruise with WENDLE? I’m not getting your post. Unless you two were together on that cruise and you both just cuddled in your room and watched news? Lol.
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