Study finds surprising number of Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows

WOWK 13 NEWS ^ | June 15, 2017 | Joseph Fitzwater, Assignment Editor

[TigersEye]

Surprising to who? Millions of people voted for 0bama. Twice.
Millions of people voted for Hillary. Millions wanted Bernie Sanders in the WH.
Millions believe the ‘Russian collusion’ story based solely on the Pee Pee Dossier.

[allendale]

Many work at CNN.

[Salvavida]

So we’re saying it doesn’t come from brown cows?

[GreyFriar]

Specifically from brown Swiss cows. And when you churn their milk you get Swiss chocolate candy bars.

[donna]

Do they produce grape nut flakes?

[Sarah Barracuda]

Those are the ones that vote Democrat

[Telepathic Intruder]

It comes from chocolate cows.

[rainee]

The same group thinks cursive is slang for a really curvy woman.

[Gil4]

The number was 7% - that’s pretty close to the % of people I would expect to chose the most ridiculous answer just to mess with the people administering the survey. Then again. Maxine Waters does keep on getting reelected.

[Fiddlstix]

[FirstFlaBn]

And Ovaltine comes from oval cows.

[crazy scenario]

BCM-brown cows matter

[dynachrome]

“friend who thought potato chips were dried tree leaves.’

Only the ones made in China.

[GreyFriar]

Silly people, everyone knows that milk, like eggs, comes from the grocery store.

[Sasparilla]

....
...Where does Brown Sugar come from...

The Rolling stones “Sticky Fingers” LP circa 1969.

[oldasrocks]

We had a foreign exchange student from Brazil who thought hamburger was made in the grocery store. We had him help butcher a beef and he would not eat it. Thought we we making dog food. Took him to a dairy and he would no longer drink milk at our house either. Darned city kids everywhere.

BTW we milked Holsteins but the milk came out white.

[WMarshal]

It’ is surprising how many of these surveys that are designed to make Americans look stupid never break down the party affiliation of the respondents. I am going make a wild guess and say that 90% of Democrats think that brown cows make chocolate milk while only 2% Republican think the same. The other 8%% are just too smart to give a goddamn answer.

[WMarshal]

Yes I agree. And that 40% identifies Democrat and/or Berny Bots.

[Morgana]

“Oh Dang! Just bought a brown cow for just that reason!”

Am trying to figure out where to get a cow that give strawberry milk.

[marktwain]

Sounds like 7% of the population like to mess with people conducting dumb surveys.

That is what I thought.