Study finds surprising number of Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows

WOWK 13 NEWS ^ | June 15, 2017 | Joseph Fitzwater, Assignment Editor

[mrsmith]

Everyone under the age of about seven years should believe this.

[Beowulf9]

“I had an adult friend who thought potato chips were dried tree leaves”.

That is one of those sentences one reads and never, ever forgets! Lol!

So, then was your friend surprised to find out different or did they not believe you?, or did you leave them still thinking that? ;)

[higgmeister]

How many Americans know how to harvest mountain oysters? How many have watched their Dad make young steers? How many have watched their boxer dogs fight over those young "mountain oysters" after Dad tossed them over the feedlot fence? How many Americans have held the gentian violet spray can so Dad could spray the sack before letting the steer up?

I still miss life on a farm and I know where milk comes from.

[FredZarguna]

1/√(2πσ²) ∫^t_{-∞e^{-(x-μ)2/2σ2}dx. Study finds most of these respondents somewhere around t=μ-2σ or below...}

[Terry Mross]

7% is enough to swing an election. And they believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows. I guess black cows must give dark chocolate.

[FredZarguna]

How many think only bulls have horns?

Headline: In study of polled cows, none had horns.

[Terry Mross]

The BBC aired a documentary years ago on April Fool’s Day about the speghetti harvest in Italy.

[Rembrandt]

“Study finds that 48% of Americans are amazingly stupid.”

One time I was in a run-down restaurant in a small town and someone asked the waitress what kind of wine they had. “All kinds, we got both red and white.”

[FredZarguna]

I had an adult friend who thought potato chips were dried tree leaves.

So... did your friend think the "potato" part was a red herring, or that potatoes grow on trees?

[Intolerant in NJ]

Study finds surprising number of Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows...what kind of racist thinks it doesn't?......

[Vendome]

Doh!!!!

[tophat9000]

Well they think milk come from trangender cows

[Vendome]

You are officially horrible....LOL

[oldtech]

Obama/Hillary voters?

[wgmalabama]

No joke. Had a friend who’s sone had a report to do on brown sugar and they did a searc on it. It lead to a father son discussion on internet porn.

[AFreeBird]

Uncle Tom cows, eh?

[Vendome]

Wrong.

Milk and eggs come from a woman. That’s how we know they are suppose to be in the kitchen

/S.....covering my head and waiting for incoming....

[Rebelbase]

When I was young I told a girlfriend that the cows walking on the steep hills in the mountains had to travel that way their entire lives and could never turn around as the downhill legs grew longer than the uphill legs.

She believed it.

[Fiji Hill]

Milk? That's what you mix with gin.

[Bullish]

Same type of people who couldn’t balance a checkbook to save their lives.