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“Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son”
From Abominal House, Mad Magazine’s spoof of Animal House:
“May I have 288 marbles please?”*
“That’s 2 gross.”
“NOTHING is too gross for this movie!”
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*—the line in the movie was May I have 10,000 marbles please? Tossed onto the parade route, a bunch of ROTC types slip and fall, I believe. A woman on a float is catapulted into a young boy’s bedroom. He says, “thank you, God!”